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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 11:47 PM        Things to do while drunk
I believe this could be a good refernce of shit to while drunk other than posting on these forums. So i ask of you all what is some good stuff to do while drunk other than pass out or vomitor drink more? And yes i am drunk now
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 11:49 PM       
i find that driving a car is the most fun thing to do when youre drunk
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 11:53 PM       
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i find that driving a car is the most fun thing to do when youre drunk
indeed it can be quiet entertaining good sir
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 11:56 PM       
Whenever iget get drunk i like to make important financial decisions!
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 11:59 PM       
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Whenever iget get drunk i like to make important financial decisions!
SO i should most definitly fill out that financial aid paperwork i just got today then?
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 12:50 AM       
GET A TATTOO OF SHIPWRECK
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 12:52 AM       
well thats a gimme wven when im sober i am planning that what with the failing at the navy and all
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 12:53 AM       
WELL YOU CAN GO BACK TO THE NAVY AND SAY "HOW CAN YOU KICK ME OUT WHEN I HAVE A TATTOO OF SHIPWRECK?"
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 12:54 AM       
Holy shiot thats some good logic right there...and to think i was gonna get a deadpool tatoo...
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 12:57 AM       
i.ma pass out now im dizzy nighty night
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 12:57 AM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 01:15 AM       
I got sloshed and played with fireworks. Blew up a bucket of water, got my feet wet, took the bucket remains inside, and then puked in the bucket that I forgot had holes in the bottom.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 01:28 AM       
hang out at the walmart parking lot ^^
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 01:38 AM       
Call up your old girlfriends!

Or boyfriends, who am I to judge?
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 02:03 AM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 08:49 AM       
Na. If your drunk you have to sleep hunched over the toilet.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 11:20 AM       
Buy a trombone.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 11:25 AM       
call your work and tell them ahead of time, that you're not going to be in.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 11:26 AM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 11:37 AM       
No no no... Buy a tuba and puke in it.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 12:15 PM       
While another guy is playing it.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 04:39 PM       
BAKE DELICIOUS COOKIES
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
Hit up the jack in the box drive through.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 05:22 PM       
drink V8 and take pictures of the vomit that will come shortly after
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 05:36 PM       
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drink V8 and take pictures of the vomit that will come shortly after
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