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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 02:07 PM        If you could make/force someone else to make any game you wanted, what would it be?
Seriously, any game ever. Whether it be an original game, a sequel (Duke Nukem Forever is one example. A lame, sure to be overused example, but an example nonetheless.), or a re-make.

Personally, I'm going for a Pickleman FPS. A good one. It would pretty much be Halo, but replacing all of the Covenant with characters from bad 80's movies, comics, and the like. All voices would be done by -Rog-. It would be the most hilarious game ever.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 04:10 PM       
master of magic 2

and fucking simtex has to make it none of this former intellivision employees bullshit
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
I want a pokemon game where I don't need to buy $400 worth of other stuff to beat it.

Or other friends
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 04:27 PM       
rest of those Headfirst productions' Cthulhu games
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 04:58 PM       
Fallout. Oh wait, that's already being made. Okay, Fallout being made by Black Isle. Oh right, that doesn't exist anymore. Next best thing then, Fallout being made by Bioware. Yep.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 05:18 PM       
A sequel for PSONE's LSD, like LSD 2 The Trip Continues for PS2, were you can experience real acid trips and walk throght crazy places, then every stage have a differemt hallucinated drug like mushrooms, heroin, netherland weed, alcohol why not, etc, etc. And the music must be groovy too, it should make you experiment upper, downer and screamer feelings, it must be played on first person, where you can see your arms when you hit you with heroin, and you could trip out if you look yourself into a mirror. Nice.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 09:45 PM       
A new BoF. Is it too much to ask?
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 10:00 PM       
I want a new F-Zero game.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 10:09 PM       
I'd remake Silent Hill 2 so that it actually had a script
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 11:50 PM       
you didn't even beat it asshole
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 11:57 PM       
I watched the rest of the cutscenes on Youtube, and every character continues being a completely gay and boring cardboard cutout. It'd be fine if it were actually scary, but the only part that got to me was
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 01:54 AM       
MOTHER 3 IN ENGLISH! WOOOOOO!
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 04:45 AM       
I check the fan translation site every day . They're getting closer and closer but fuck it's taking forever.
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 12:20 PM       
Painkiller 2. I enjoyed the first one, and I'd like to see a real sequel. Not some crappy expansion or, for the love of god, a fan-made expansion that's being sold for the price of a full game.
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 02:53 PM       
The next Oddworld game in the "quintology." I wish Oddworld Inhabitants would do something. Make a movie, go back to games, do webisodes...anything, Christ.

Since Konami is still making 2D Castlevania games for handhelds, a next-gen console 2D Drac-fest is runner up.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 03:07 AM       
crackdown 2 i don't know why people don't like it just add a story and bam!!!! awesome game
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 03:32 AM       
I don't know if maybe deep down inside I'm just making a rather lame leap of logic here from Star Wars to Star Trek but I wish Bioware would do something with the Star Trek license or somebody else do something more story driven with it rather than just another turn-based strategy game. Not to sound like a dork or anything but boy oh howdy do I like Star Trek.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 01:24 PM       
a mmorpg thats not the same as the other 2452522, and runs on linux ;<
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 03:14 PM       
Hey liquidstatik, I got one: An MMORPGFPS. Sounds ridiculous, I know, but I think that if somebody did it right, it would KICK ASS! Think Stalker, but if all stalkers were played by players, except for a couple of shopkeepers and the like. Never gonna happen, I know, but who said the wishes had to be realistic.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 03:30 PM       
I thought that's what Tabula Rasa was?
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I don't know if maybe deep down inside I'm just making a rather lame leap of logic here from Star Wars to Star Trek but I wish Bioware would do something with the Star Trek license or somebody else do something more story driven with it rather than just another turn-based strategy game. Not to sound like a dork or anything but boy oh howdy do I like Star Trek.
Man, that would blow cause star trek totally sucks.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 05:11 PM       
There was an RTS-FPS-RPG out there, I think it's called Primal or something. It was some two-syllable name.

But it was really, really cool.

EDIT: found it. Savage: http://kotaku.com/345958/s2-games-unleashes-savage-2

Holy shit, there's a closed beta for Linux, too.
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