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Kitsa Kitsa is offline
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Old Jul 28th, 2011, 11:27 AM       
Kind of "get in my van" :/
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Old Jul 28th, 2011, 11:29 AM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 04:09 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 04:18 PM       
is that a space needle on your shirt?
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 04:19 PM       


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Kitsa Kitsa is offline
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 04:42 PM       
That looks like one of those Texas steakhouses with the really high booth backs. Or maybe an Outback.
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 04:54 PM       
some oversauced "we've been in this town for 40 years isnt that so charming and local" italian restaurant.
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 05:43 PM       
"this is the greasiest pizza you'll ever eat but it's also damn good" type of place?

or "pay us 15 dollars for some noodles with a breaded chicken breast on top with some shitty marinara sauce from a can? we're romantic!" type of place?
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 05:53 PM       
more the latter, but a couple of rungs above it. "everything here will probably be good, but will remind you of where it could be better"
it's a decent place overall actually, it's just you cant help but notice the cup and a half of sauce left on yr plate after you've eaten.
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 09:51 PM       
Why are you planning to fuck me over Rez? I can see it in your eyes don't try and deny it. This won't be the last you'll see of me!
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 12:51 AM       


Surfer's Paradise. Just before that there is a Palm Beach, a Miami, and a Bel Air. It's a highly unoriginal place that is literally all just hotels and strip clubs.


It was ok though. The beach was pretty perfect; this photo was taken during the evening when it was cloudy.


These are meter maids. They live in Queensland and usually wear bikinis (I guess it was a little cold). They put money in parking meters for people who have run out of time, and they raise money by dressing like prostitutes and begging off of horny teenage lunk heads, as seen in this photo. They tried it on me while I ate a chicken tikka masala and all I said was "No thanks".
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 01:11 AM       
BECAUSE YOU HAD NO CHANGE TO GIVE THEM, YOU DON'T FOOL ME, ZHUKOV.

YOU AND YOUR CHICKEN TACO SALAD.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 01:19 AM       
The calendar they were peddling was for 2011, but I don't think they had any trouble selling them despite that.

Here's another one of me on the Gold Coast.

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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 01:21 AM       
That asian guy doesn't give a FUCK
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 10:13 AM       
Splash Woman, Otakon 2011.
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Nick Nick is offline
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 12:06 PM       
I got a hair cut a while back. Trying to go for that whole short hair, manly beard look.
Spoilers!


It's not working.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 01:36 PM       
How much do you spend on heroin?
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 03:05 PM       
Nick do you have a job professionally changing the oil in cars with your own hair
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 03:08 PM       
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The calendar they were peddling was for 2011, but I don't think they had any trouble selling them despite that.

Here's another one of me on the Gold Coast.

SERIOUS BUSINESS TIME
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 03:11 PM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 10:48 PM       
Somewhere out there, Zhukov, Reverend Norb is proud of you. I'm sure of it probably.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 11:54 PM       
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How much do you spend on heroin?
Not enough.

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Nick do you have a job professionally changing the oil in cars with your own hair
What? How did you know?
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 11:57 PM       
Because either you don't wash your hair ever, or you and Uncle Jesse use the same amount of product, but he has a lot more hair.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2011, 12:01 AM       
I actually hardly ever use hair gel. But when I do, it's a lot.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2011, 12:10 AM       
Same here. My mohawk has gotten pretty long, but I never put it up. I just wear it like I'm Gary Oldman from the 5th element, off to one side.
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