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Old Jun 8th, 2013, 07:55 PM       
I tell that bitch to update every day. Then, every day it wants to update more. I quit restarting my computer. Seams to have worked.
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Old Jun 10th, 2013, 04:53 AM       
BEAT THE MOTHERFUCKER
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Old Jun 10th, 2013, 04:54 AM       
Then shoot it in the back of the head
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Old Jun 10th, 2013, 10:24 AM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2013, 06:52 PM       
fifty and found
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Old Jun 11th, 2013, 08:41 PM       
Help yo self to a nice cunt of java
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Old Jun 11th, 2013, 09:36 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2013, 11:18 PM       
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A tear for pram maven.
Bite your tongue!

Don't even think his name 5 times.
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 02:23 PM       
I wonder how that case of his is coming along. Oregons finest should be getting to the bottom of this very soon.
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 03:52 PM       
so you guys know what disburse means right? like, pay out? for some strange reason when the financial aid dept told me they were going to disburse my money today i thought that meant that they would send the money to my bank for processing.
but apparently what they really meant is that my bank would be receiving it it in a week or two.
i didn't know that disburse meant pay them in two weeks.
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 04:21 PM       
I believe federal law is that employers have 48 hours to get money owed to you in a layoff/fire situation.

When it comes to financial aid, I would think they would have the 6 to 8 week rule. If they said a week or 2, it will probably be there by the next Monday, but I wouldn't count on that.

When I read "disburse" I instantly thought of your stock ownership divided into the masses of slaves that you once worked for. Now that I know that it is financial aid it means "stick your tounge out and wink at me, it wont be long".
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 07:40 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2013, 08:23 PM       
So I found out the children's author Shel Silverstein co-wrote the song "****** Fuckers" with David Allen Coe.
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Old Jun 20th, 2013, 03:42 AM       
haha yeah
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Old Jun 22nd, 2013, 04:18 PM       
this place was at its best when we were arguing about fluoride for five months
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Old Jun 22nd, 2013, 04:57 PM       
I bet you still haven't watched Twin Peaks OR called your mom, fucker.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 01:40 AM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 03:02 AM       
hello everyone
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 03:03 AM       
i found out today cats do that little rabbit kick thing because thats how they diesembowle their prey int eh wild
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 03:04 AM       
can you BELIEVE THAT???????
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 12:26 PM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 04:38 PM       
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this place was at its best when we were arguing about fluoride for five months
So... Everyone hasn't been the same after drinking the fluroide, right?
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I hate this hacker crap!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 05:07 PM       
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i found out today cats do that little rabbit kick thing because thats how they diesembowle their prey int eh wild
GOOD LUCK DISEMBOWLING MY ARM, DANGEROUS-LOOKING KITTEN.


Also hey Schimid! It's weird how many people in the last month have dropped in to post. Should we have a life update thread that we will all skim and feign interest?
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 11:32 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2013, 02:54 PM       
im still dating the same girl i was seven years ago and we are now engaged

work at a dead end marketing job i hate but u know THIS ECONOMY RIGHT????

for a while i was the best dedede player in the world in super smash brothers brawl (4 real tho)

now i just play league of legends and im really good at it but cant find a team

here's a picture of me with a baby because I AM NOW A FATHER!!!!!!



(justg kidding that is my new newphew!!! ^_^ )
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