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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 05:58 PM       
God Damn! that was harsh
Such hostility and angst
Does a body good
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
I don't give a fuck
said the fred durst wannabe
to all who could hear
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:26 PM       
Break it up you two
Don't be harsh with the Haikus
They are pretty poems
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:32 PM       


I love puppy dogs
It's OK when they bite you
Or pee on the floor
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
Curses, the Red X
I had a nice dog picture
Along with Fred Durst
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 12:37 PM       
What is it with you?
Stop mentioning Fred Durst now
He is a fucker
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
I have to agree
Fred Durst is some kind of spooge
Try BJ Thomas
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
Today, bad haircut.
Tonight, I think I'll get drunk.
Tomorrow, who knows?
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
This line is five words
Additionally, here's three
Adding all, there's twelve
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
Kudos to milhouse
That is the best haiku yet
Esuolim that is.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 10:03 PM       
I can't believe it
When's the last time you wrote words?
Enough with the pics
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 04:03 AM       
I give words a rest.
Now, I think I will use them.
Sometimes they are nice.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 09:03 PM       
Although it is true
Pictures say one thousand words
Sometimes it's too much
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Old Mar 23rd, 2003, 12:45 AM       
I wrote this haiku
In less than seven seconds
I must be special

I must have fucked up
Edit button does wonders
It is better now?
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Old Mar 23rd, 2003, 12:56 AM       
That's not a haiku
Middle has six syllables
Seven works better
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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 09:29 PM       
At the library
Soon I will have to go home
Almost closing time
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Old Apr 11th, 2003, 12:37 PM       
Good job, Psycho Squid
That is now a good Haiku
This is one as well
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Old Apr 11th, 2003, 12:59 PM       
Sure it's a haiku,
but it's not one of your best.
It sure beats Legend.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 05:27 PM       
I posted my pic
My right nipple was showing
Oh yeah, my nipple
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:59 PM       
Well, how about that?
You posted thirteen Haikus
And...seven for me. :/
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 11:17 PM       

:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 11:24 PM       
That one is perfect
Professor Cool's Haiku rules
Someone publish it
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 10:20 AM       
I should be working
Instead, I'm fucking around
Hope I don't get caught
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
Sandwich made of ham
How i delight in thee
Cold and delicious
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