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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 06:21 PM       
Shame on you, Vince. Appropriateing someones work without asking them! I would never, never do that.

So I hereby give you permission to cut and paste the quotes I cut and pasted from you. I'm certain your fanbase will apreciatte the deep meaning to be found therein and not think of you as some sort of highly functioning mental deffective.

If you'd like, I could even correct them for you.
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
I, for one, will appreciate them. Should I ever feel the need to read one of Vince's quotes in orange text on a black background, I will know that there I a place that I can go.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 08:21 AM       
Great site, Vince. Just a few pieces of advice:

- You need a noisy colorful background image
- More fonts and font colors, please
- Animated gif torches
- While placing your menu bar in the middle of the opening page was pretty fucking brilliant, some people can still find it. Set the link color to #000000.
- When I first saw your site, I felt that four hundred Tripod pop-unders should jump on me. Please include some of these.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 09:33 AM       
Pj, I hope you don't fight with the same skill you put into humor. If so, I'd imangine you are the world's biggest punching bag.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 10:58 AM       
I thought it was funny. Becuase it was true. Your site design IS awful.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
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Pj, I hope you don't fight with the same skill you put into humor. If so, I'd imangine you are the world's biggest punching bag.
I don't fight.

And I've read the skill you put into humor.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 03:43 PM       
19.) "America and it's armed services know how to blow anything the fuck up better than anything else on the planet."

20.) "When I see those laser guided GPS bombs blowing shit up from 10 zillion miles away and hits it within the length of the head of a pin, I like to point out that MY tax dollars went there."

21.) "YOURS went to supporting the museum that is filled with the workers that think Bush is an idiot and the soldiers are nothing but tools"

22.) "It's hippy, it's Gaia-worshiping socialist bullshit, and its retarded."

23.) "I won't bother you with pointless rambling that can not explain the greatness of this article."

24.) "Then, when we execute your sorry fucking ass, we do it by filling your head full of flammable gas and light a match.

25.) "You took no quarrel in who you shot, so I don't care who the hell offs you."

26.) "I remember the JOY from the black community I saw on television that a man, who was G U I L T Y as sin, was let off."

27.) "Let me ask something of the black people that cheered/would have cheered that ever read this: What did you get out of O.J. being freed?"

28.) "Why, in the same place where they bitch and moan about having diversity, they get their panties in a wad about items that describe the diversity of the situation!"

29.)"So happy Easter for all and for those who get a truly deeper meaning out of this holiday, let's say thanks for a certain Son who died for mankind.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:11 PM       
Nice cut and paste, Max. And btw, you don't own any of those, since I am the one who said it. Blah blah blah.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:47 PM       
No way. Seriously? Huh. I guess I shouldn't have accused you of appropriating Glows stuff... unless I as being Ironic.

Besides, I thought you enjoyed the folksy and favorbale Yogi Berra-esque light cast upon you by putting your language mangling all in one place.

Heres a freebie:

If you are going to say

"You don't own any of THOSE" Those being plural, ie. the quotes

then you want to say

"Since I own THEM", plural and not

"since I on it" Singular.

Hmmm. That's not funny or insightful, and if there's some deeper meaning brought out by mixing plural and singular words, I'm missing it. Maybe it's me, but that sentence, unlike Mr. Berra's, just sounded stupid.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:55 PM       
boooorrrring.....

Can't you come up with something new, Max?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:59 PM       
i, for one, sure hope he doesn't. this shit is way better than tv or work.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:01 PM       
Sure, but not in threads I've created and dedictaed to showing how bad you are at written communication.

And just think! I'd never have ben motivated to do anything of this sort if you weren't such a puffed up, boastful, braggart. When you describe yourself as smart and well spoken while you consistently write like a noxious nine year old, your asking for it.

Okay, now you make some stupid crass Jew joke and we'll go another round.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:42 PM       
JEWS EAT BAGELS

Oh sorry Vince, I didn't mean to steal your "thunder".
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:48 PM       
30.) "I welcome anyone new that is visiting this site to just keep hanging in there, because I should be able to update pretty big after Thursday.."

31.) "Here is where I will have the women of the day moved to each and every morning after the morning arrives? Did what I just typed make sense?"

32.) "None of these are really what you want to view at work, church, etc. so do so by your own admission"

33.) "The second part of this chick with a large phallic item."
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:57 PM       


Vince: Nice cut and paste, Max. And btw, you don't own any of those, since I am the one who said it. Blah blah blah.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 02:06 PM       
Vince: The only guy that would make Thomas Jefferson consider editing the constitution.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 02:14 PM       
30.) "I welcome anyone new that is visiting this site to just keep hanging in there, because I should be able to update pretty big after Thursday.."

31.) Here is where I will have the women of the day moved to each and every morning after the morning arrives? Did what I just typed make sense?

32.) "None of these are really what you want to view at work, church, etc. so do so by your own admission"

33.) "The second part of this chick with a large phallic item."


34.) "And you know that race hucksters who scream about how we need equality in this world but just push the racial agenda just to make a buck may just look into suing for this."

35.) "Maybe I an the only with great eyesight on this planet,"

36.) "I'm bring it up because it keps being brought up."

37.) "Of all the places that Sen. Rick Santorum wanted to be in as he woke up today, I doubt that being the new piñata of the Democratic left was on his agenda."

38.) "The only problem that is seen by some in the political spectrum is the constant bashing of Republicans when they make a statement that could be taken as non-P.C."

39.) "Now, where was the major uproar at besides from the evil talk show hosts that thump their Bibles in a rhythm that sends secret messages into the air that can only be decoded by the rings given out by the Elders of Zion?"

40.) "Why do the liberals in the world today get those free passes that conservatives can’t even seem to find, let alone get a hand on?"

41.) "After all, not kowtowing the liberal party-line makes your Constitution rights invalid."
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 01:05 PM       
42.) "This money goes to support and update the site, and to also go into the things I would like to do for this site such as video reports and also being on the internet radio."

43.) "Do you notice the countries that people always hold up when it pushes their socialized healthcare agenda are the ones who have the big cases of SARS right now?"

44.) "Because, as Americans, we do not have to do what we should have to do every payday, which is march our asses down a tax-paying station and cut a check EVERY payday for what we have to pay in taxes."

45.) "I will tell you what our tax dollars go to: Lesbian interpretative dance theater, art shows, welfare for people who refuse to work, paying transportation workers to constantly work slow and fuck up our roads, shitty govt schools, the IRS, more govt overall, studies that show that fat people get fat because they eat a lot, and overall a lot more things I’d rather not explain but if you go to various commentary sites they will have many a list for you there."

46.) "Nothing better than seeing people smile like they just got 100 guys to jizz on their faces just because they got a check back from the govt who took their money in the first place and used it interest free."
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 01:31 PM       
Does this have a point to it?
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
Humor archive.
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
Yes. You are a very bad writer.

Your excuse for your writing here is that you don't care.

I assume you care about your own website. You are very bad writer there as well.

The point, then, is that your very bad writing has nothing to do with the degree to which you care.

Your sentences are also unintentionally hysterical as found comedy.
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
He's simply gathering evidence to be used against you when you are formally tried for the rape and murder of the English language.
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 01:37 PM       
He's also breaking at least three terms of service.
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 02:11 PM       
The colors, layout, page orientation, and navigation on that page are horrible. The only part that makes me cringe more is his seeming obsession with asian women. If it's the rumor of their submissive behavior that turns you on, Vince, you can forget that mister. They's make you their bitch too!
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 02:19 PM       
Actually, I just think they are hot. I don't want a chick that is submissive. If I want something that is going to obey my ever beck and call, Id buy a dog.

And lots of people like the layout and the new color scheme. Since you are nothing more than a dingleberry on my ass, Kelly, I couldn’t give a fuck less about your lame-ass opinion.
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