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Old Sep 28th, 2011, 12:32 PM       
I'm all about the lesbians. I can't watch porn with dudes. All I really watch is lesbo or solo stuff.
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Old Sep 28th, 2011, 12:36 PM       
Whose talking about two chicks at once?
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Old Sep 28th, 2011, 01:34 PM       
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I've passed up 1 threesome that I don't regret.
So who was dizzymisslizzy trying to bring in? Coolinator?
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Old Sep 28th, 2011, 02:15 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2011, 04:33 PM       
you guys could've all not done heroin right together and then fucked in slow motion
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Old Sep 28th, 2011, 06:09 PM       
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So who was dizzymisslizzy trying to bring in? Coolinator?
I guess two threesomes I've turned down then. One with her and her roommate.

The other is another story altogether. Not involving her.
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Old Sep 28th, 2011, 06:11 PM       
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It would be like having a 3 way with DML and John Morrison

Would have been more like
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Old Sep 29th, 2011, 12:07 AM       
I had an ex ask me if I would be interested in one, and after I said I wasn't, she didn't comment on it ever again. I think it was a test, since it was so out of character for her, and I think she would have stabbed me had I said yes.

Can't fool me so easily
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Old Sep 29th, 2011, 01:10 AM       
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I assume R-Truth represents you?
Absolutely.
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Old Oct 4th, 2011, 10:46 PM       
Don't ever take vicodin. It'll make you cut your hair and mustache and then you'll look like a 19 year old boy.



How am I supposed to attract the ladies without crumbs sticking to my upper lip and my garish homeless man long hair?
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Old Oct 4th, 2011, 11:41 PM       
looks like you're about 1/6 of the way to a nice Scott Ian with that thing.
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Old Oct 4th, 2011, 11:47 PM       
Yeah, unfortunately I cut half of my beard off too. It was about double that. I don't know what I was thinking at the time. All I have is texts I made to friends saying weird things.

And yeah, I need to read up on creating a pomp. I'll be the rockabillyest guy in my household.
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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 12:05 AM       
You are almost the spitting image of a respectable member of society now!
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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 01:00 AM       
You look like a time travelling George Clooney who lives in the 1700s, 1980s and the year 2011 at the same time.
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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 01:28 AM       
Koko you always be pimpin

This is for lord sappington



I had to hook up my gateway 2000 and upload it with netscape navigator. See my sweet homemade nofx shirt circa 2000.
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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 03:12 AM       
you look like a juggalo
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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 03:37 AM       
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See my sweet homemade nofx shirt circa 2000.
Awesome.
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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 07:28 AM       
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Koko you always be pimpin

This is for lord sappington



I had to hook up my gateway 2000 and upload it with netscape navigator. See my sweet homemade nofx shirt circa 2000.
Did you use an iron-on? I tried to make a couple shirts using those when I was young and fucked em up.
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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 07:35 AM       
I had a cousin who made her own iron-on with a printout, didn't flip the image, and wore it logo-backwards to a family function. When someone pointed it out, she couldn't understand why it was okay every time she checked it in the mirror but not when she looked down.

I'm utterly srs about this.
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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 07:50 AM       
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THIS PICTURE HAS RUINED MY DAY
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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 10:02 AM       
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you look like a juggalo
How dare you

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Awesome.
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Did you use an iron-on? I tried to make a couple shirts using those when I was young and fucked em up.
Yeah, it came with give them the boot 2 maybe. It held really good.

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I had a cousin who made her own iron-on with a printout, didn't flip the image, and wore it logo-backwards to a family function. When someone pointed it out, she couldn't understand why it was okay every time she checked it in the mirror but not when she looked down.

I'm utterly srs about this.
Lol

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THIS PICTURE HAS RUINED MY DAY
Mission accomplished

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I get kind of a skinny Seth Rogan vibe from that pic 10k
I've gained a lot of weight and lost a bunch of hair in ten years.
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