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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 12:01 AM       
WRITE HER A NOTE WITH EMPTY BOXES BY YES OR NO AND TELL HER TO CHECK ONE.

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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 12:04 AM       
Can I put my finger in your butt during sex?

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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 01:12 AM       
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seriously, don't be like "lol will you be my girlfriend" because that's for fucking 8th graders. just keep seeing her and then we you guys start fucking on a regular basis, start calling her your girlfriend to other people and start holding her hand in public. otherwise there's this whole status compromise and it's just basdhasdasdasdauh
dude, i am not a fucking child. i am just wondering about the rules of courtship. because in the past girls have always come to me.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 02:18 AM       
then let her come to you... or on you ;D
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 03:11 AM       
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no, she is waaaayyy out of my league
By 'out of my league', you best be meaning that you're better. They're like shaved gorillas, with boobs. And skates. And a derby.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 03:28 PM       
you clearly have never been to the tucson roller derby, while there are some of those most of the girls are hot as hell.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 04:34 PM       
Mmmmm... roller derby girls.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 04:39 PM       
They are usually in great shape.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 06:10 PM       
I love roller derby girls.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 09:58 PM       
DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I DO

THIS IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU'LL EVER GET
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 12:10 AM       
Or you should hold her hand on a regular basis and fuck her in public.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 02:36 AM       
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DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I DO

THIS IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU'LL EVER GET
this advice is useless without knowing what you do
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 02:41 AM       
BASICALLY WHAT I DO IS NEVER ASK ANYONE OUT
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 03:33 AM       
ME TOO :cry
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 10:42 AM       
I don't know why milhouse is so unsuccessful with the ladies - all he needs to say is "Hey I'm a moderator on the I-Mockery forums" and they'd be like putty in his hands.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 11:25 AM       
I've changed my mind about you guys.
Stick to chat lines.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 02:55 PM       
you know you can't trust any of those internet girls
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 02:59 PM       
More like internet 'girls'.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 03:07 PM       
oh yeah, cause there are no girls on the internet, i forgot about that
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 03:37 PM       
MORE LIKE INTERNET "GIRLS"
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 04:41 PM       
YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE GIRLS YOU IGNORANT FUCK? :ROLLEYES
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 05:44 PM       
WTF IS THIS ****SHIT
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 09:23 PM       
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oh yeah, cause there are no girls on the internet, i forgot about that
Go into any public aol chatroom. My case will most likely be proven in about two minutes.
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 11:30 PM       
I'm changing my prior advice. Go for the Roller Derby Girl. 75% of roller girls are really great looking.

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75% of those are men
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