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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 04:50 PM        Do you know nike
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Old Jan 18th, 2010, 04:31 AM       
you shoulda replaced "SPLIT TOE" with camel toe and like fourway stretch vagina ensures a superior fit with moisture wicking ability!

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but that's prolly too much effort for spam! also every mention of foot prolly shoulda been replaced with penis or at least made it obvious that they were talking about footing someone's vagina also thletic shoes should say, "VAGINA. "encapsulated air to cushion the penisstrike in the VAGINA"
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Old Jan 18th, 2010, 04:59 AM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2010, 06:30 AM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2010, 08:02 AM       
Holy shit, you don't make this up? WTF is waffle cushioning for primo something or other? Moisture wicking? I thought you were pulling that out of your arse.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 03:55 PM       
I want some 3 of those my big black cups.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2010, 04:29 PM       
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penisstrike in the VAGINA"
Oh man that's great.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 06:51 AM       
I'm telling you if you replace the appropriate words its perfect:
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 08:59 AM       
I'd buy something now.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 08:22 PM       
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Holy shit, you don't make this up? WTF is waffle cushioning for primo something or other? Moisture wicking? I thought you were pulling that out of your arse.
I don't know about shoes, but I have moisture wicking socks. the fabric is slightly thinner on the top of the foot, so my foot sweat evaporates more easily, then diffusion (or is it osmosis?) pulls the moisture from the thicker fabric to the thinner, and that moisture evaporates etc.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2010, 05:58 PM       
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he's a spammer
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Old Feb 3rd, 2010, 06:04 PM       
yes? this is why he is banned?
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obviously but I am just expressing my outrage at him for having no regard for politeness, and still being such a completely obvious bot.
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