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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 07:08 AM       
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I thought those were tattoos, but I guess if the second picture is newer then yeah that's a good indicator of The Crazy
They could have been henna tatoos
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 07:48 AM       
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with random fucking things wrong with them? Who tell you that they "have trouble opening up to people"? And have excess baggage to boot?
Woah woah woah. I didn't say any of that man. Plus thats the thing that if I'm not in a 'relationship' (highschool relationships ), I generally don't have to deal with her problems as much.

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Getting laid is easy, you pussbot. GO TO PARTIES or something, Jesus
I'm on one of the lowest tiers of the social ladder, what parties would I go to?
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 10:14 AM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:50 PM       
Don't listen to them. When you get older and look at these pictures of big soft titties, you'll wonder why you didn't make more of an effort to get your dick between them.

All bitches are crazy at your age. Might as well work on the one that already has accepted your cock in her mouth. She is also blessed with good looks. Buy her a ring.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:52 PM       
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Now that tadao has his wank material, let's return to the main issue
Also, who was it who had the pic of underage ELX saved to his HD before she could delete it?

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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:53 PM       
Also, where are the dirty pics.

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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 02:06 PM       
Hella liquidstatik thread up in this bitch
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 02:28 PM       
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Also, who was it who had the pic of underage ELX saved to his HD before she could delete it?

Bitch, I was doing my civic duty. Everyone knew it would be gone in a day, posting pictures online is retarded unless you're willing to catch shit


Plus, I love any excuse to bust out coldcache
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 02:31 PM       
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Woah woah woah. I didn't say any of that man. Plus thats the thing that if I'm not in a 'relationship' (highschool relationships ), I generally don't have to deal with her problems as much.
See, if you ACTUALLY had this healthy and robust mentality, this thread wouldn't exist.



AND DAMNIT TADAO HE'S NOT GETTING HIS DICK BETWEEN THE TITS

STOP ENCOURAGING WASTED TIME, I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE BJs ARE FREQUENT
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 02:53 PM       
She's probably looking for a guy who is willing to put his dick in her. Hangie is too shy to do it so she is hoping that either his friend will or Hangie will get jealous enough to man up.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 04:55 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 05:47 PM       
I'm not sure which of you two to trust. This is just like Myst and it's going to turn out I should've listened to neither of you.

Although Tadao's getting me pumped up, it sure would be swell to tittyfuck her. Perhaps I should have gone to the insufferable jackassery that is our local anime club today to have gotten her to go hang out with me.

...Who's liquidstatik
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 07:30 PM       
He's a card carrying ephebophile. You're considering going to a high school ANIME CLUB just in hopes of getting in with ONE GIRL, you emotional sponge, get over this shit already and move on. I can safely tell you this, because you wisely won't listen to internet people. Unfortunately, you'll then screw up IRL and we will keep being amused.

Unless you listen to Tadao, then shit's going to turn overtly hilarious.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 07:31 PM       
Of course, he's confident that she's actually willing to screw you if you try REALLY, REALLY hard, whereas I can diagnose from a distance that the ship has sailed, sucker

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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 08:26 PM       
Even it did end in me humiliating myself I feel like it would be worth it for a CHANCE at pussy, plus good stories to tell here. I suppose I'll try to post here if anything happens.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 08:28 PM       
hangie i think you should just chop it off and get it over with #didn'treadthisthread
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 12:28 AM       
If shes an anime chick you need to put your tongue in her ass...then your dick. That's how you get women to go crazy over you.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 12:52 AM       
She likes to give head and get her pussy rubbed. This is what most people call foreplay, that means you are supposed to fuck her. She's just waiting for it. If you aren't going to, she will find someone who will, which is what she is doing.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 10:09 AM       
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That's how you get women to go crazy over you.
Plus, don't forget to airhorn her just as you finish. Chicks dig that.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 10:11 AM       
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[This] shit's going to turned overtly hilarious.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 11:40 AM       
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She likes to give head and get her pussy rubbed. This is what most people call foreplay, that means you are supposed to fuck her. She's just waiting for it. If you aren't going to, she will find someone who will, which is what she is doing.
Yeah, I'm actually going to have to agree with Tadao on this one. Next hook up be assertive, go down on her like it's your last meal and then break out a condom.
e: because as you said, what have you got to lose?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 02:22 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 02:37 PM       
Well then, I guess I should go buy some condoms. I'm such a pussy I'm probably going to be embarrassed getting them.

Anyhow I don't even know when we might hook up since I'm going to be gone from Thurs. to next weekend because of a school China trip., and we usually hook up on weekends if her parents are out. Do I wait until I'm back from China or do I try to hook up tommorow?
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