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Old Apr 28th, 2012, 06:39 AM       
Honestly, all my the baby babs bullshit aside. Tadao, can I please PM you? I really need your advice and I won't be a nigg3r.
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Old Apr 28th, 2012, 01:46 PM       
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Old Apr 28th, 2012, 03:16 PM       
Babs, there is always the ask Willie thread.
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Old Apr 28th, 2012, 11:04 PM       
I stopped breathing for about 30 minutes, but I'm out of the hospital early, and kicking some ass at recovery! Just need to get used to having one balance nerve, and for my head to stop spinning 24/7.
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Old Apr 29th, 2012, 03:26 AM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2012, 11:22 PM       
I think I might have sleep apnea

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.
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Old Apr 29th, 2012, 11:24 PM       
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tonight i find out if i got accepted into Berkeley or not. I kind of hope I didn't so its easier to decide which university to attend.
I decided to drop out of college. I'm just going to spend my days selling my plasma and huffing air-duster.
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 12:16 AM       
nice

is there a lot of money in huffing air-dusters?
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 12:32 AM       
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I think I might have sleep apnea

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.
a vacuum cleaner on your dick?
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 01:09 AM       
Well, I tend to go with "pressure-controlled tube," but if you want to say it like a stupid person, go ahead.
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 01:33 PM       
I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 01:51 PM       
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[...] I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.
Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 05:00 PM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 05:54 PM       
haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 05:57 PM       
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Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?
can you make your avatar robert redford
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 07:41 PM       
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I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.
I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 11:02 PM       
It has all the makings of a comedy of errors.
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Old May 1st, 2012, 12:06 AM       
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I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.
and the different disguises

my suggestion:
sherlock holmes
tall foreign woman

nobody would suspect anything

or since they're scottish you can even wear pretty the sam disguise by weaing kilts however the primary difference will be that the woman will have a smaller moustache
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Old May 1st, 2012, 01:18 AM       
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haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.
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Old May 1st, 2012, 10:25 PM       
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Old May 1st, 2012, 10:25 PM       
I think the resemblance speaks for itself.
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Old May 1st, 2012, 10:26 PM       
Without the hair.
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Old May 1st, 2012, 10:42 PM       
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I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.
You should hit on her as one of these fictitious Scots.
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Old May 1st, 2012, 11:44 PM       
I'm pissed off because I have to go back to work tomorrow, but at the same time I met a guy that offered to sell me psilocybin, so as long as I don't majorly fuck up, I'll be tripping on shrooms soon.
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Old May 2nd, 2012, 12:28 AM       


Any love for Screaming Lord Sutch perchance?
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