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Old Jul 3rd, 2012, 11:05 AM       
Got a free subscription to Spin magazine.

Read the first issue yesterday.

What a bunch of masturbatory product-placement-heavy claptrap about a bunch of bands I care little to nothing about. Rock journalism has gone down the shitter hard.

All I came away with was vague surprise about Patton Oswalt being moderately articulate in an op-ed piece.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2012, 12:03 PM       
woah they still publish spin? that's awful.

i burned my hand/wrist with soup because i'm a fuckwit.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2012, 06:36 PM       
MATLOCK DIED BUT WE STILL HAVE ABE VIGODA

http://www.abevigoda.com
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Old Jul 3rd, 2012, 10:32 PM       
Somewhere there is a Grandpa Simpson crying right now
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Old Jul 4th, 2012, 01:16 AM       
Speaking of wang cutting, didn't you get yours done at planned parenthood for like $100? I have been putting this off for a year almost and still got no insurances.
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Old Jul 4th, 2012, 05:35 PM       
God damn I hate the 4th of July. It really brings out the fucking redneck, nationalist, intolerant jerks.

Patriotism is gay.
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Old Jul 4th, 2012, 08:15 PM       
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MATLOCK DIED BUT WE STILL HAVE ABE VIGODA

http://www.abevigoda.com
Son of a bitch. I didn't know died.
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Old Jul 4th, 2012, 08:20 PM       
Andys die in threes

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Old Jul 4th, 2012, 08:30 PM       
Eric Sykes died.

But then maybe the British don't count.
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Old Jul 4th, 2012, 08:37 PM       
NOT TODAY, FAGS
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Old Jul 4th, 2012, 08:38 PM       


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Old Jul 5th, 2012, 01:32 AM       
Why couldn't it have been andy dick.

I hate that guy.
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Old Jul 5th, 2012, 11:35 AM       
now i can only whistle the andy griffith theme song while i eat my morning grits with tears in my eyes
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Old Jul 5th, 2012, 05:01 PM       
I passed right by Mt Airy not long ago and didn't stop, now I wish I had, not that it would have meant or changed a damn thing.

I also bypassed the graves of Chang and Eng, the famous Barnum & Bailey conjoined twins who became tobacco farmers and slave owners and baptist deacons.
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Old Jul 5th, 2012, 05:50 PM       
the BEAUTIFUL MT. AIRY LODGE
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Old Jul 5th, 2012, 07:03 PM       
I did stop at the world's largest strawberry, though.
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Old Jul 5th, 2012, 07:45 PM       
*andy dicks touch each other*
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Old Jul 6th, 2012, 03:33 AM       
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Speaking of wang cutting, didn't you get yours done at planned parenthood for like $100? I have been putting this off for a year almost and still got no insurances.
Yeah Planned Parenthood was going to charge me a bunch o money, but then I lost my job and they said "How about ten bucks then?"
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Old Jul 6th, 2012, 04:40 PM       
I used to have ICQ as my instant messenger. That was awesome. Everyone had it and life was great. Than I had to add YIM and AIM because people are fickle and gay. Then MSN and now I'm supposed to Skype? Fuck all ya'll. I don't need to talk to anyone that badly.
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Old Jul 6th, 2012, 05:20 PM       
I have Skype because I'm going to get rid of my cell phone soon.

You don't need that shit in the internet age.
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Old Jul 6th, 2012, 09:29 PM       
once i tried icq and was like "NUMBERS? FUCKEN GAY" and then i tried yim and some 40-something dude sent me a message and i was like "SERIOUSLY FUCKEN GAY" and now it's 2012 and i still use aim
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Old Jul 6th, 2012, 09:30 PM       
also skype's lame because i'd feel obliged to pay attention to what's going on, rather than the 8 tabs i have open at any given moment
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Old Jul 7th, 2012, 12:58 AM       
Just got back from the ER, where I spent a fun-filled 3 hours checking to see if my cat left any chunks of teeth in my hand when he mauled it.

He didn't, but now I have to do a round of Augmentin. Hate Augmentin.

He was freaked out during a bath and now it looks like someone attacked the meat of my hand with a staple remover.
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Old Jul 7th, 2012, 09:53 AM       
You bathe your cat? I hope you have a proper reason to (which I am sure you do) because otherwise I have no sympathy.

Speaking of cats, my cat is no longer obese! He's cat sized now.
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Old Jul 7th, 2012, 10:12 AM       
I don't have a cat. I have an ottoman.
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