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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 11:33 AM        MESSAGE BOARDS GONE WILD
Is there such a thing as a text onlly message board?

I have this idea of a pay for membership message board service where people with female sounding user names would write that they were lifting their shirts up.

I wouldn't want ti to be very descriptive, just "Hi, I'm going to stop typing for a sec so I can lift my shirt up and shake 'em a little. Okay, I did it."

And then guys who payed for the service could type in

"Hey, that was great, I really enjoyed reading that you did that."
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 11:34 AM       
Okay, so, I meant to post that in general blabber.



Cause girls hardly ever post in this forum.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 12:23 PM       
um...now I'm all turned on.....
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 12:51 PM        Boobies
Hi, I'm going to stop typing for a sec so I can lift my shirt up and shake 'em a little.


Okay, I did it.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 12:57 PM       
Hey, that was great, I really enjoyed reading that you did that.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 12:58 PM       
can i shake my dick?
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 01:00 PM       
Who are you, Christopher Reeve? You mean 'may' I.

Chimp, sure you liked it, but would you have paid for it?
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 01:14 PM       
Great, now my keyboard is all sticky. Fuck you, Max. Fuck you in your liberal ear.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 02:34 PM        Re: Boobies
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Hi, I'm going to stop typing for a sec so I can lift my shirt up and shake 'em a little.


Okay, I did it.
Great! Just great...I'm all turned on again...
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 02:37 PM       
Both you guys owe me a subscription fee. Vibe cannot be expected to work pro bono.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:33 PM       
damn it, Burbank...do you take Discover?

And I want her to post some pictures....just sitting there typing...



thinking about shaking them....
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 06:29 PM       
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Both you guys owe me a subscription fee. Vibe cannot be expected to work pro bono.
More like pro boner!
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 07:18 PM       
Isn't that what live journal's for?

I dunno though, a message boar without red x's wouldn't turn me on.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 07:58 PM       
how about a big 'ol rainbow flashy X there, sailor?
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 08:50 AM       
NP PICTURES! PICTURES WOULD RUIN IT! The ENTIRE point is it's simply statements in text! I want to take the whole 'gone wild' phenomena as minimal as possible.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 08:53 AM       
iammama shakkking myt ittiittes and typeing snt the same tiem
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 08:56 AM       
SEE? THAT's what I'm talking ABOUT!
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 09:07 AM       
my trousers are certainly getting snug as I sit here typing....
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 10:33 AM       
I am currently defecating.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:51 PM       
oooh, that gets me hot
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:54 PM       
You know, Max, while I'm not exactly creaming my pants, I must admit that this is a tad hotter than I thought it would be.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 01:07 PM        Yeah
It's cold in the office today. My nipples are all hard.


See......
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 01:39 PM       
damn, Vibe....you're killing me.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 02:09 PM        lol
With my nipples?
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 02:12 PM       
Oddly enough, my nipples are also hard.
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