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agroskaterik · #1

Someone please explain..

Cosmo Electrolux · #2

it's like that trip your family took last fall and your dad pulled into a rest area and you went into the mens room and your Uncle Sal came in and put his weenster into your pooper.

agroskaterik · #3

i did not enjoy that vacation.

ScruU2wice · #4

i guess thats how cosmo learned it

sadie · #5

birds everywhere are mourning their article deprivation. :sob

Jixby Phillips · #6

GOOD ONE COSMO YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT

The_voice_of_reason · #7

You see when a man loves a woman, he dresses her up like the swiss miss girl and pummels her senseless with a mag light.

The Retro Kat · #8

I don't get how sex can possibly be explained by birds and bees, a physical impossibility. Is the beak the penis or the stinger? Where's the vagina? Do they make crazy mutant babies?

FS · #9

I understand the bees, but I don't understand where the birds come in. The birds fuck the bees, right?

The Retro Kat · #10

Im sure they do fuck the bees. But someone explain to me how that works.

agroskaterik · #11

I always thought that the stinger of the bee was supposed to symbolize the "PENIS," but i have yet to discover a "VAGINA" on a bird.

The Retro Kat · #12

...or the beak could be the penis!

agroskaterik · #13

IS YOUR NOSE A PENIS!?

Cap'n Crunch · #14

My dog ate a bee, and I saw my neighbor's cat eat a bird.

Jeanette X · #15

Worker bees, the kind that you see outside the hive, are asexual drones. The bird has no vagina. It has one opening, called a cloaca, and eggs and poop come out of it. The male bird has no penis, only the cloaca, and they mate by pressing the lips of their cloacas together.

Schimid · #16

Was it magical?

agroskaterik · #17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

My dog ate a bee, and I saw my neighbor's cat eat a bird.

One time, on accident, i ran over a dead bird with my lawnmower. It made me sad.

Bestrest · #18

Something like this:

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CaptainBubba · #19

IF YOU THROW AN EGG AT A TEMPURPEDIC MATRESS THE EGG WILL NOT BREAK EVEN AFTER IT HITS THE FUCKING CONCRETE BELOW THE MATRESS!!! I AM CUMMING!! HOLD MY HAND!!

ItalianStereotype · #20

I do believe, sir, that the egg hurling incident in question was meant only to show that it would not break against the mattress. now, as for your cumming problem, my services do not come cheap and require plenty of toast and a sailors uniform.