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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 05:08 PM       
Eight fucking minutes? I love these videos as much as the next guy, but there is no way I am watching captain bitchtits drone his way through some wannabe philosophical bullshit for that long.
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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 05:09 PM       
YEAH I KNOW. And why does he care? Hes not getting fucked during his life or heaven.
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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 05:25 PM       
So I just kind of let it play in the background while I was farting around on I-Mock, and he gets really really agitated by about 5:27 and sounds like he is about to BURST INTO TEARS OF PASSION over this, and then at the end he makes his closing statement really wearily and then sighs like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders. It made me lol, but the first five minutes are skipable.
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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 05:30 PM       
"And you always use this orgies in heaven crap. I never said anything about orgies, you always... YOU PEOPLE! YOU IDIOTS! YOU ALWAYS JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS! I DON'T WANT ORGIES IN HEAVEN, I WANT ROMANCE! I WANNA DO IT WITH ONE PERSON!"

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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 07:11 PM       
HE WANTS ROMANCE PEOPLE! ROSE PETALS ON THE BED KIND OF ROMANCE!
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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 07:16 PM       
hhahahhahaa, he sounds so sad ;o
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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 10:37 PM       
This kind of romance?
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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 11:29 PM       
I'm glad he's finally wearing something that isn't just an under shirt.
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Old Aug 17th, 2007, 04:22 AM       
He seems to throw up in his mouth when he talks about Buddhists.
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Old Aug 17th, 2007, 07:07 AM       
Man, he's got some flapjack titties.
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Old Aug 17th, 2007, 11:19 AM       
Yes, they pale in comparison to your own baseball-like roundness.
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Old Aug 17th, 2007, 12:45 PM       
"FOR THREE YEARS I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS! I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH THESE CRACKPOTS ON THE...ON THE INTERNET!"
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Old Aug 17th, 2007, 05:14 PM       
who the fuck is this guy and why should i watch his video

fuck him if he sucks so bad why do you guys give him so much attention? i won't ever watch this shit!
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Old Aug 17th, 2007, 05:31 PM       
Get off my internet :o

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Old Aug 17th, 2007, 08:36 PM       
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Yes, they pale in comparison to your own baseball-like roundness.
I AM PROUD OF THEM TOO.
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Old Aug 18th, 2007, 12:00 AM       
Pot. Kettle. Blech!
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Old Aug 18th, 2007, 07:09 AM       
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He said he was going to make today's video about how horrible our website is. He is full of lies.

He gets less agitated in this one than the sexless heaven thing, but here he is not even making any sense. He jumps from STDs to abstinance until marrage to not kissing a girl until you marry her to EVIL CHRISTIANS to condoms made from sheep intestines being blown up like ballons and right back to STDs, and it is the kind of CRAZY ROLLERCOASTER OF CONTROVERSY only Jonathan Clement can put you on!
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Old Aug 18th, 2007, 07:41 AM       
The fatty is also slow. He was supposed to post the most recent video on Thursday

EDIT: It's hysterical to see him bashing marriage - Obviously because he'll never get the chance for it
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Old Aug 21st, 2007, 01:11 AM       
whining little bastard.
i mean, who the hell he think he is to question all those things?

not to mention the cheap setting, to see him sitting on his bed and talking crap is bad enough, and bring in some random guy just to show he's got a friend? pathetic...
and it seems that he cared nothing but SEX. does he really think any girls would TOUCHED by his words?

last but not least, he always seems PISSED for no reason at all...
we should make a game out of him, really.
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Old Aug 21st, 2007, 02:08 AM       
I demand to know who MicrowavedGrape is. Because he/she made the only single youtube comment yet that didn't make me want to slap someone.
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Old Aug 21st, 2007, 02:11 AM       
That would be guitar woman.
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Old Aug 21st, 2007, 02:12 AM       
now i feel dirty.
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Old Aug 21st, 2007, 02:20 AM       
Woo hoo, people internet love me again!

He deleted my comment on the Sexless Heaven video, he just couldn't handle the HARSH REALITY of it :<
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Old Aug 21st, 2007, 02:21 AM       
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