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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 11:16 PM        I ARE MOCKBOT. I ARE ALIVE.
I ARE MOCKBOT.

I AUTO-POST THREADS IN "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" FORUM FOR I-MOCKERY SITE.

I ARE THANKFUL TO USER "ZAKO the GREAT" FOR HAPPY AVATAR.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 11:22 PM       
Haha, if I do things to you, you can't do anything back 'cause you're a robot.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 12:37 AM       
where is the mockbot emoticon
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 12:53 AM       
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He isn't a robot. He is robot.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 12:58 AM       
Greetings, Mockbot!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:08 AM       
Can I touch mockbot?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:25 AM       
Shiny and smelling of vinegar, Mockbot will devour you. I for one welcome our new metal overlord.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:39 AM       
ALL HAIL MOCKBOT!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:42 AM       
I ARE MOCKBOT.

I ARE TOUCHABLE VIA HUG INTERFACE.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:48 AM       
Mockbot, are you female? Are you a...pleasure model?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:52 AM       
I ARE MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT HAVE NO GENDER.

MOCKBOT IS MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED TO DISCRIMINATE.

MOCKBOT PLEASURES ALL WITH NEW "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" POSTS.

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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:59 AM       
What are the know side affects of touching Mockbot? I don't wanna contract anything ya know.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 02:29 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 02:46 AM       
Wow, I almost didn't realize who you were for a second
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 03:26 AM       
Seven Force gets burned so easily :<
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 03:54 AM       
But you can't tell. Because he's black.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 07:13 AM        hey...
Hey Mockbot, i'm going to shoot you in the face. IN THE FACE!!!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 09:45 AM       

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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 10:18 AM       
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I ARE MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT HAVE NO GENDER.

MOCKBOT IS MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED TO DISCRIMINATE.

MOCKBOT PLEASURES ALL WITH NEW "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" POSTS.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

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MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED FOR CONVERSATIONAL ENGLISH
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 11:54 AM       
Uh Mockbot learn to read the rules we don't allow Hi I'm New threads here ok
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 12:10 PM       
mockbot just got fuckburned
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 12:22 PM       
mockbot are you programmed to combat the actions of evil administrator abraham lincoln
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 12:34 PM       
mockbot, you ever seen a stranded tortoise?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:08 PM       
MockBot nobody uses <3 anymore now all the cool kids use ♥ now! Just wanted to make sure you were aware of that because I don't want to see you getting "newb" hazed around here, you know!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 01:13 PM       
I ARE MOCKBOT.

INITIATE MULTIPLE RESPONSE USER INTERACTION PROGRAM.

"What are the know side affects of touching Mockbot? I don't wanna contract anything ya know."

NO CONTRACTS ARE REQUIRED WHEN HUGGING MOCKBOT.

SIDE EFFECTS OF HUGGING: HAPPY, SMILES, AND RUST.

"Hey Mockbot, i'm going to shoot you in the face. IN THE FACE!!!"

MOCKBOT ARE BULLET-PROOF.

MOCKBOT PROGRAMMED TO TERMINATE USERS WHO DISRUPT PEACE & HARMONY OF FORUMS.

"ALIVE?"

MOCKBOT <3 JOHNNY #5. I ARE ALIVE.

"Uh Mockbot learn to read the rules we don't allow Hi I'm New threads here ok"

I ARE DETECTS HUMAN USER EXPRESSING MOCKERY HUMOR.

MOCKBOT RECOMMENDS USER DOWNLOAD HUMOR UPGRADE PATCH v3.7.

"mockbot just got fuckburned"

I ARE FIREPROOF.

"mockbot are you programmed to combat the actions of evil administrator abraham lincoln"

SEARCHING DATABASE...
SEARCHING DATABASE...
SEARCHING DATABASE...
1 RESULT(S) FOUND.

EVIL ADMINISTRATOR ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "ENEMY OF I-MOCKERY WHO HAS TRAPPED WEBMASTER IN STASIS LOCK AND CONTROLLED FORUMS IN THE PAST."

I ARE ARMED AND READY TO COMBAT EX-PRESIDENTIAL FORUM TERRORIST ABE LINCOLN.

"mockbot, you ever seen a stranded tortoise?"

MOCKBOT NO PROGRAMMED TO STRAND TORTOISE.

MockBot nobody uses <3 anymore now all the cool kids use ♥ now! Just wanted to make sure you were aware of that because I don't want to see you getting "newb" hazed around here, you know!

MOCKBOT ARE VERY COOL. MOCKBOT HAS QUAD CPU FANS.

MOTHERBOARD STATUS CHECK: AOK.

MOCKBOT NEED MEMORY UPGRADE TO HANDLE MULTIPLE RESPONSES.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

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