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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 12:46 AM        OK I don't know if personal grooming falls under this board.
Ummm. I shaved my own back today, and now i'm so scratched up it looks like i was jumped by a bobcat. Any tips? lol

ps. I'm aware of the Mangroomer but am too broke at the moment.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 01:10 AM       
Wellllll, I've never shaved my own back, but perhaps plucking it instead of shaving would be more beneficial. You don't really want back stubble, do you?
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 01:55 AM       
lotion or something that will help it heal? I don't know.

Speaking of personal grooming HAIRBRUSHES VS COMB WHO WINS?
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 02:22 AM       
comb for short hair brush for long hair!
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 06:19 AM       
Did you shave the whole of your back? Or just the small of your back?

Put cream on it for now, and if you keep shaving, you'll get better at it. Or buy hair removal cream. It should be lots easier.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 10:38 AM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 01:37 PM       
Stiptic pencil taped to a backscratcher?
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 05:08 PM       
OKAY HERES A QUESTION FOR THE GUYS (ALTHOUGH LADIES FEEL FREE TO CAST YOUR VOTE )

ELECTRIC RAZOR OR REGULAR RAZOR FOR THE FACE?

or no razor for beardslees
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 06:39 PM       
Regular, and I don't use shaving cream any more because it makes me infected.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 06:46 PM       
i use a lectric to keep the beard trimmed and when i'm not full-bearding i use a regular three-blade razor for the non-beard parts
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 06:46 PM       
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Ummm. I shaved my own back today, and now i'm so scratched up it looks like i was jumped by a bobcat. Any tips? lol

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Just get a gf or family member to wax your back for you. I've never waxed anything in my life(besides dat ass :golfswing), but that's what I'd do I guess
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 06:50 PM       
Yeah, I think it's counterintuitive to shave your own back. I thank my lucky stars that I don't have back hair.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 08:34 PM       
i usually let it go in the winter. in the summer it just plain sucks for multiple reasons. i don't really shave it, i just sorta trim it till it's down to stubble with my electric beard trimmer.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 09:18 PM       
For glandular reasons i am relatively hairless. I have to shave my face every couple of days to keep from having mexican-teenager facial hair. . I use the cheapest razors they make.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 10:49 PM       
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Regular, and I don't use shaving cream any more because it makes me infected.
It isn't the shave cream that's giving you infections, its bacteria on your face and on your razor. Try using a skin toner first and maybe putting a little rubbing alcohol on the razor before you shave to kill any bacteria on it.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 11:09 PM       
thx for da tips.

I don't cut myself at all, either way, so I dunno what the point in shaving cream was.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 02:04 AM       
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I don't cut myself at all, either way, so I dunno what the point in shaving cream was.
Less irritation and shaving bumps.

For those of you with excessive body hair:
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 10:39 AM       
I had a shave today and I look like a twat now. I used a three blade razor with peppermint scented face cream stuff. I look weird without at least a bit of stubble, and my chin is now coated in small red dots.

Who the fuck cares? Nobody. I miss my ex-girlfriend.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 03:36 PM       
I don't have back hair. And I don't need to shave that often BUT WHEN I DO I use a regular razor and soap. Electric razors irritate.

Jeanette it's nice to know you have enough body hair for both of us but I don't need to be constantly reminded
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 04:52 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 11:07 PM       
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Jeanette it's nice to know you have enough body hair for both of us but I don't need to be constantly reminded
Well I don't like being constantly reminded about it every evening when I rip the hair from my upper lip with tweezers, so you can suffer with me.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 11:23 PM       
You should try Nair or that laser stuff.

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