Anal Sex <insert thoughts here>

[Protoclown]

You're a heinous cunt dripping.

[Sam]

Anal sex at noon taxes Lana

[Esuohlim]

OMG THAT CAN'T BE A PALINDROME. IT DOESN'T READ THE SAME BACKWARDS.

Come on, Rongi. You know you want to say it.

[Rongi]

[Les Waste]

L O L

aeQea, you fucking suck. The internet and life as a whole would be more enjoyable and fulfilling if you took the time to figure out how to get jokes. Getting jokes will not only help you understand humor you currently aren't smart enough to get, but it just might also help you to understand yourself a little better.

[kellychaos]

This thread turned out to be more gay than I, in my wildest dreams, could ever have imagined was possible.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

And if anyone has wild, gay dreams, it's you.

[Anonymous]

I remember when I was having anal sex with my sister, and I accidently ripped her rectal lining. She bled all over the place and we had to go to the emergency room. She had to have surgery and couldn't sit down for a month. But we look back on it now and just laugh.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum

And if anyone has wild, gay dreams, it's you.

Serious gay inquiry disguised as a juvenile taunt. The door's unlocked ... step out of the closet. I'm not here to judge.

[Esuohlim]

That's just a more sophisticated way of saying "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE GAY ONE! "

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Plus, my joke actually made me laugh. :/

[wreckreation]

At least someone did then!

[Anonymous]

I'll admit it made me laugh :<

[wreckreation]

but you really do have wild gay dreams.

[Grim Symphony]

My first experience with anal sex was quite enlightening. I was seeing this one guy (amazing lover, but turned out to be a jerk...just my luck) and we were having sex, and he pulled out and pressed it up the other hole. He asked if it was ok to try, and I was so horney at that point I would have done anything he asked. So he took it slow and easy, and though a little alien, I really got into it.

My theory is dont knock it if you havent tried it at least twice (it might not have been done right the first time)

[wreckreation]

you're not a very good liar. or you are really loose.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum

Plus, my joke actually made me laugh. :/

It made me laugh too ... damn it! :/

[Esuohlim]

IS GRIM SYMPHONY A WOMAN?

IS SHE A GOTHIC WOMAN?

[Grim Symphony]

LMAO
A woman, yes.
A gothic women, not really, but I have been called that often.

As for being a lier or really loose, I am neither. Perhaps someone just has a complex where their cynicism rules their life and they have no control over what they say or do.

[Helm]

The bacteria that resides in your cunt shouldnt be carried to your anus, for you risk infection. And vice versa. You stupid bitch.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

"As for being a lier or really loose, I am neither. Perhaps someone just has a complex where their cynicism rules their life and they have no control over what they say or do."

I thinhk you are a liar too. You need a ton of lube from what I've heard.

[wreckreation]

From hearing stories... and personal experience, i know you either are really loose or a damn liar. Lube is a big plus, but not necessary. However, he must've had a tiny, finger sized dick or you'd be in some pain. Considerable stretching must go on before you go any further.

[AcjBizar]

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum

you are a liar too. You need a ton of lube from what I've heard.

You either heard wrong or were mistold.

[Ooner]

Originally Posted by AcjBizar

You either heard wrong or were mistold.

Another loose one? :/

Maybe Grim's vagina was just gushing and lubed everything up enough

But anyways. Lube. For serious.

[AcjBizar]

Originally Posted by Ooner

Another loose one? :/

You'd have to ask my ex.