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liquidstatik · #1

Do they always take a hour to reply to an email?

Sethomas · #2

I think my record for time lapse between a direct question emailed to me and my response was 26 months.

It was about the size of my penis, and with high school being a time of changes it was probably best that I had filed that one away to be addressed later.

liquidstatik · #3

SETH, WHAT?

Sethomas · #4

"it was about the size of my penis"

Yes, that's how big the email was. I'd copy and paste the email, but I don't want to misrepresent myself with text formatting, font, and monitor size considerations. Incidentally, that was also the topic in the question I answered.

liquidstatik · #5

DO YOU WORK FOR PAYPAL?

Sethomas · #6

No, but I've spent enough time working through them that they could probably answer inquiries about my penis size better than I could.

liquidstatik · #7

if you tatttoed my question to your dick would they answer quicker?

Sethomas · #8

Hypothetically, perhaps, but this isn't possible. While there's still advertising space available, I squandered the most visible part with "I'm a hot chick and I love Jixby Philips".

liquidstatik · #9

has anyone called dibbs on the inside of your urethra?

liquidstatik · #10

i really need to get this done :<

Sethomas · #11

Appreciate how lucky you are that "putting the mental image of a tattoo needle operating on the inside of my urethra" is relatively solitary on my list of reasons to dislike you.