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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 04:10 PM        Being an RA
So far I have had to take care of:

Two drinking incidences and they pretty much sucked because the guys were just all scared and like "oh shit im in trouble "

A bunch of blood in a bathroom stall from what mustve been an aneurism, a nose bleed, or a girl who decided to go on a berserk naked rampage in just one stall while on her period.

A guy peeing in a trash can.

A guy punching a hole in a window.


Some of the others RAs are really mean and just go to people's rooms that they hate and insist on coming in on fluffed up charges of noise violation so that they can find the inevitable beer or two.

Last night one of them did this on my hall and she wouldn't speak to me when I repeatedly asked her why she was in my hall and why she was asking to come into his room. I followed her to her room afterwards and she said "no, just shut up, I hate that kid and he gahh I just fucking hate that kid".

Why can't everyone be as awesome as I am?
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 04:14 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 04:21 PM       
Whats an RA?
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 04:40 PM       
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i'm thinking about signing up... but it could be a very bad idea.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 05:28 PM       
Being an RA is the nerd's way of getting back.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 07:23 PM       
At my college you get $1,025 a year for being an RA. It's a pretty good deal
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:45 PM       
Wow! Does it come with bennies?
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 11:46 PM       
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Wow! Does it come with bennies?
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 01:14 AM       
Retro Kat hates his RA and he has some funny stories to tell about it.
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 01:44 AM       
Being an RA here gets you free housing (but no pay), and housing costs like $2000+ for the whole year
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 11:12 AM       
In my school if you become an Orientation leader you get free housing for the whole summer and 3000. It would be a sweet deal if you didn't have to deal with annoying people, that will defy rules just because there are rules to defy...
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 03:30 PM       
At my school the RAs provide the beer for the rest of the floor
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