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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:25 PM        OMG new Kitty!
I found her frozen in a snow bank on the way home form school. So I brought her to my house. My wrists and arms are bleeding like mad and my jacket is covered in small amounts of urine because My dog went fucking crazy and wanted to play wiht her.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:28 PM       
So you're playing with a frozen cat?
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:42 PM       
Eat the damn thing. That's the only course of action you can take right now. Do it.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:42 PM       
shes all warm and fed now
but she keeps trying to kill my other pets
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:44 PM       
It's not too late to sell it to a vietnamese restaurant. They're more tender when they're young.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:49 PM       
How did I KNOW you were going to make a gay joke in this thread?
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 04:03 PM       
Followed by another gay joke.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 04:11 PM       
well I'm calling her Freezie an If you'll excuse us were going to watch the professional
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 04:14 PM       
i thought you meant frozen as in dead at first. i had this lovely image of a kid and his pet catsicle.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 04:18 PM       
Gimmee a "Z"!!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 04:43 PM       
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i thought you meant frozen as in dead at first. i had this lovely image of a kid and his pet catsicle.
Same
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 04:57 PM       
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well I'm calling her Freezie an If you'll excuse us were going to watch the professional
Call it Captin Fuzzykins.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 05:37 PM       
Call it Jesus.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 06:33 PM       
you do know that If i called it jesus its name would be pronounces Hey-Zeus
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 06:43 PM       
No, you have to pronounce it Geez-Us.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:43 PM       
shes currently exploring the crevices of my room and dragging stuff out from under my couch.

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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:45 PM       
omfg i love those kinds of kitties
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:47 PM       
Good thing it wasn't black those things are friggin' pocessed!!!!!!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:47 PM       
mt cat is so jealous, she has more black spots than his
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 12:01 AM       
Did you check it for ear mites? It looks like it might have ear mites.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 01:00 AM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 01:15 AM       
Wow...arrow x isn't a dumbass after all. Good move pal, make sure she gets her shots and buy a litter box...to find out if she's house trained.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 01:30 AM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 10:34 AM       
I'm lookin for her owners, yes i'm pretty sure she has ear mites that why i'm keeping her away from my other cats. She also keeps knocking my Gundam models off my shelf and chewing on them untill they break
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 10:39 AM       
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arrow x isn't a dumbass after all.
You take that back
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