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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 11:00 AM       
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 12:56 PM       
Yeah, but you got a picture.


ANYWAY. Sappington, are you still going to work towards it? She's probably not stupid, and will be able to see any slight changes in behaviour a kilometer away, but that's not the point. The point is to make her start thinking about you in a different light, that's the only way you can change your current friend status.

If you be extra nice to her, compliment her, make jokes with just a hint of SEXINESS involved, then she will start to think. It doesn't mean you are in like Flynn, it just means she will start to think. I suppose it's up to you when you eventually ask her, and if she says no then at least you can tell yourself that you worked up the courage to ask her, and no matter what anyone else says, you can still keep the friendship.

I kept myself from asking plenty of girls in high school, and I regret it. Recently I was told by one such girl that she liked me too - I could have had a girlfriend in high school! Ahem, I hope you are still going ahead with this, you will regret it like probably almost every other male that has posted in this thread if you don't.
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 02:08 PM       
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
Women are usually more trouble than they are worth. The answer is simple...


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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 05:04 PM       

Let me tell you something about women, LordSappington. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 05:25 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2009, 06:42 PM       
Happy Bday Sappington, ask her for a hug for your bday and make sure to press that raging hard on against her so tight she'll have to say something about it.
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Old Aug 30th, 2009, 10:45 PM       
Hey, Happy Sappy Birthday!
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Old Aug 31st, 2009, 12:22 AM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2009, 05:42 AM       
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Happy Bday Sappington, ask her for a hug for your bday and make sure to press that raging hard on against her so tight she'll have to say something about it.

Words to live by. Follow this advice, son.
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Old Aug 31st, 2009, 11:12 AM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2009, 02:22 PM       
Maybe even shift your weight from one foot to the other so it rubs a little.
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Old Aug 31st, 2009, 02:49 PM       
You gotta take these opportunities. It might be the most action you get for a while.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 11:45 AM       
I forgot completely about this topic, and felt bad that nobody mentioned my birthday until I just saw this.
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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 07:01 AM       
So, what's going on with her, Sappy? Got anywhere yet? (You must keep us updated, you know, it's the rule.)
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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 12:44 PM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 08:48 PM       
Damn, I started posting in the eighth grade, now I'm at the University of Oklahoma.

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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 11:17 PM       
This is turning into a fucking soap opera. Now my other friend likes her, as well. The one who previously played with her feelings, mostly because it was fun to him.
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 05:17 AM       
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 07:50 AM       
Ha. you can beat that guy (uh, maybe not 'beat' like this is a game. Because.. you shouldn't be thinking like that. But still, beat him) by taking her aside and telling her as a friend and someone that cares about her that "he is only playing with your feelings for fun. Like a game."

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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 08:41 AM       
Yeah, this shit shouldn't be a competition and her the prize. If she wants to be thought of like that, then whatever.

But I wouldn't want anyone like that to begin with, anyway.
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 02:30 PM       
NO WAY! Don't forget that girls like bad boys, don't go all goody two shoes and pull her aside. You gotta go for the fist fight dude.
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 04:51 PM       
Girls like it when you PROVE your love to them. You need to show up with her name carved into your arm or something. Then talk about how much it hurt, but say you kept thinking about her as the knife sliced your skin.

Also, phone her at 3am and ask her what she thinks about suicide. Then act all cool like nothing's going on and be like "OK bye" and then hang up.
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 06:11 PM       
What if I cut out and weld together a brand, and brand myself with her name? I'm getting the hang of this romance thing.
But no, there's a difference between getting competitive, and thinking of her as a prize. I'll make sure not to cross that line.
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