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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 08:51 PM       
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In short, Canuck, you need english lessons.


I notice how you claim the sentence only became "muddled" because of the "was" rather than a "were," and yet you change the structure at the end.

Your narrow freshman mind hasn't grasped the concept of the comma. I, on the otherhand, like Perndog has said already, can auto-correct the occassional misused word in my head.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:07 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:21 PM       
The fact that you have an "auto-correct" feature hardwired into your brain proves that overlook the fine details regarding reality, and therefore lack the ability to logically process information.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:29 PM       
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The fact that you have an "auto-correct" feature hardwired into your brain proves that overlook the fine details regarding reality, and therefore lack the ability to logically process information.
Auto-correct, not auto-ignore, which is what you seem to have.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:34 PM       
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The fact that you have an "auto-correct" feature hardwired into your brain proves that overlook the fine details regarding reality, and therefore lack the ability to logically process information.
Uh huh... well, next time you're navel-gazing and wondering how to get that stain out of your bedsheets, you should ponder the reality of being alone for the rest of your life.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:52 PM       
Suck my Southeast nuts. They're hairy, but not exotic. I'm from the Southeast. Taste the Atlantic.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:53 PM       
You should also ponder the meaning of humour, and the infinite ways you just can't compare.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:56 PM       
That stings, Chimp. Really. I'm going to cry now.

Seriously.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 10:25 PM       
A poor mimicry of Helm followed by an equally miserable Burbankian-esque quip. . .

What is the key to comedy?

Timing. . .But originality is equally important.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 10:32 PM       
Excuse me, but isn't this board called I-Mockery?
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 10:40 PM       
Then correct you I shall, because this board is called Philosophy/Sociology/Religion/Politics/News/etc.
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