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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 04:01 PM        One thing I do like about all Presidents
Every single one of them, be they one- or two-termers, walk out of office looking at least twenty-five years older than when they went in.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 04:16 PM       
[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=clinton+inauguration/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.statenews.com/editionsspring97/012197/inauguration.jpg[/img]
+25 Years =
[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=clinton+impeachment/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://a.abcnews.com/media/US/images/ap_clinton981_990212_h.jpg[/img]

Actually, you may be right, but I doubt it, I mean Clinton does look older in that impeachment picture, but not 25 years older.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 04:38 PM       
The impeachment crap was in '98, I think. Find a picture of him when he left office in January 2001.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 04:45 PM       
January 19, 2001:



EDIT: And he's wearing makeup here.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
Man i remember Bush's hair and face few days after the WTC towers went down, he aged around 7 years in a week
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 11:09 PM       
I read that every 1 year in the White House equals 4 years for the rest of us.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 03:47 AM       
Exact same thing with Tony Blair- from grinning boyish git to tired, drawn, grey haired bespectacled git in 6 short years.

before:


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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 04:01 AM       
I don't do politics much...how popular is that guy?
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 04:40 AM       
Right now, about as popular as Leif Garrett.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 08:55 AM       
Lief Garret's popularity with me is at an all time high!

Interestingly, the Presidency didn't appear to age reagan even remotely, not even the getting shot part. My theory is because he didn't really understand he was actually president and not just playing president.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 11:03 AM       
I never understood how anyone could dislike Reagan administration. We're talking about a guy whose lording political machine cut taxes and doubled revenues. Granted, he spent like crazy on the military, but still...
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 11:46 AM       
You probably can't understand why people feel like that primarily because you weren't actually alive then.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 11:54 AM       
Reagan was already old when he went into the presidency. I think he was 68 or 69 when he took office. I think after you reach a certain age, you just can't look any older. Plus he had the magic of Grecian Formula 44 working for him. WIthout that? Methuselah, man.

EDIT: Dole, you clever nipper.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:01 PM       
Umm... most people love Reagan, Dole.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:13 PM       
That is complete and utter bollocks. If you mean most right wing, republican americans I am sure its true.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:16 PM       
Read up on your statistics, Dole. Americans overwhelmingly approve of Reagan.

The fact that you wouldn't cut taxes if revenues could be increased by doing so scares me.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:17 PM       
You said 'most people'. Um...where are these statistics exactly?
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:50 PM       
I don't like Reagan.

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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 03:31 PM       
As was said, no one liked Reagan except Republicans. People think he's cute now because he's old and losing his mind. Doesn't mean they liked him in office.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 03:41 PM       
I hope he dies in the hospital
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 04:16 PM       
Most people aren't Americans.

Most people think Jay Leno is funny.

Most people exposed to you would hate you.

Most people are seriously overweight.

Most people think Ashton Kuchner deserves to be a movie star.

Most people would paw throw a huge mound of crap if you told them there was a silver dollar in it.

Most people would like to be on a reality show.

Most people are comfortable opening their mouths and offering opinions on things they know nothing about as if they were experts on the subject.

Most people currently believe W. lied about WMD.

Most people say 'most people' without having an idea weather 'most people' think what they said 'most people' think, but they say it anyway.

Most people think 'most people' is a determination made by a magical infallable process that is in no way shaped by the question asked, the way it's asked or anything else.

Most people liked Lief Garret for quite a while.

Most people like Brittany Spears now.

Most people have a preference in the Superbowl.

Most people like American cheese.

Most people have a hard time being toilet trained.

Most people would never behave as you do.
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