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Old Aug 8th, 2011, 07:00 PM       
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haha he's gonna be making more than robots with her

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Nobody is going to squeeze in an 'ass'imilate joke in there?
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Old Aug 9th, 2011, 12:38 AM       
Milhouse has borged a lot of chicks.
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Old Aug 9th, 2011, 02:29 PM       
April 30.

Had to google her. I don't know anything about her, but I would make her my wife. Kirsten Dunst gets honorable mention.

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Old Aug 9th, 2011, 11:35 PM       
Let's see, I share a birthday with:

Jackie Chan....the flexability gives him points, but he would be too quick for me, and way too petite. He is out.

Russel Crowe...not bad, especially in gladiator or the quick and the dead. but the temper...no thanks

My pick...James Garner
seems like a first class guy. And if millhouse can go back with Julie, I can go back with James, anywhere between Bret Maverick years to Roxford Files.



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Old Aug 9th, 2011, 11:47 PM       
I think the good thing about choosing someone at a certain point in time that was a while back is that you know how they look as they'd age with you. (unless they died too soon)
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 10:11 AM       
i just saw a commercial with drew barrymore in it, and i have to change my choice to her



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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 11:07 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 11:08 AM       
[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Internet/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.png[/IMG]whatever man someone just type that into your browser
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 01:05 PM       
idiot, you have to upload it somewhere
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 02:42 PM       
Actually, I kind of like that better. I suits him, you know.
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 03:27 PM       
womti how are you still this bad at the internet after being on it for so many years
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 03:46 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 06:05 PM       
He doesn't like to upload shit because it takes a while on his dial up.
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 06:17 PM       
public library computers don't have dialup
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 06:18 PM       
womti why do you even post here no one likes you
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 06:19 PM       
i'm not even trying to be mean, i'm just curious
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 02:34 AM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 02:35 AM       

& im already in bed with him!
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 02:55 AM       
THE LAST THING YOU SEE BEFORE GETTING ARRESTED WHILE SOLICITING A PROSTITUTE.
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 02:56 AM       
That looks like a bad ending to an FMV game from 1994.
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 03:18 AM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 03:29 AM       
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That looks like a bad ending to an FMV game from 1994.
That's almost exactly what I thought!

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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 01:45 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 04:43 PM       
There's a real shortage of women I've heard of on my birthday. I guess I'll go with Maureen Dowd.




My runner-up, Rosa Lopez, a Spanish singer. Not bad looking, but I put her in second place because she reminds me a more masculine Rachel Maddow.

On the male end: Zakk Wylde, LL Cool J, Dave Grohl, and Andy Rooney:

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