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Old Mar 19th, 2012, 05:46 PM       
Fucking hell, do you work for a major chain or a "health food" grocery. I've worked for both and it sounds like you work for either Trader Joe's or Whole Foods. I worked for WinCo (Eureka, Fresno) and New Leaf (Santa Cruz).

You don't have to answer because I WILL FIND YOU, but dude, it sounds like you work for yuppies.
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Old Mar 19th, 2012, 05:47 PM       
I almost missed the Brak. :O
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Old Mar 19th, 2012, 06:29 PM       
yuppies? dude, the other produce clerk spits tobacco in the trash can all day and tells me about how much he likes frog gigging.

i work for lowes foods, which has several stores in central north carolina and like... five in southwestern virginia. it's a small shitty chain that charges way too much and - like all north carolina businesses - is strongly anti-union.

previously i worked for food lion/delhaize and safeway.

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Old Mar 19th, 2012, 06:34 PM       
also my store is just outside of a small town that is dry... which is fucking weird.
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Old Mar 20th, 2012, 01:47 AM       
Oh man, I remember when food lion got busted for remarking expired foster farm chicken as fresh food lion brand.
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Old Mar 20th, 2012, 01:54 AM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2012, 08:25 AM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2012, 09:19 AM       
birthdays? happy birthday!


tadao i remember when i was at food lion and the meat manager stole beer and drank on the job and also re-ground old beef with new beef yay food lion
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Old Mar 20th, 2012, 10:14 AM       
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tadao i remember when i was at food lion and the meat manager stole beer and drank on the job and also re-ground old beef with new beef yay food lion
Sounds like the Butcher from Diablo I.
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Old Mar 20th, 2012, 10:30 AM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2012, 11:59 AM       
Thank you. It was awesome. I went on a great trip and should probably post about some of the crap I saw but I lack energy atm.
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Old Mar 20th, 2012, 05:06 PM       
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I almost missed the Brak. :O
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Old Mar 20th, 2012, 05:49 PM       
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i work for lowes foods, which has several stores in central north carolina and like...
one is across the street from me and I steal from there almost daily
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Old Mar 21st, 2012, 01:27 AM       
^I forgot to tell you. I was looking up the video for hardcore pawn with the shark suit and it came up with a guy wearing a shark suit stagediving at a municipal waste concert that made me crack up.
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Old Mar 21st, 2012, 11:01 AM       
i steal a lot too but it's mostly fruit with bad spots or sugar snap peas and my stealing only goes as far as my belly
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Old Mar 21st, 2012, 09:28 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2012, 09:47 PM       
My neighbor is receiving sloppy drunk oral in his van with the doors wide open in his driveway. I know this because when the guy's dogs went after me as I passed, the woman raised herself from the bent-over position enough to shout at me that they ain't her dogs.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2012, 06:50 AM       
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^I forgot to tell you. I was looking up the video for hardcore pawn with the shark suit and it came up with a guy wearing a shark suit stagediving at a municipal waste concert that made me crack up.
thats the terror shark
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Old Mar 22nd, 2012, 12:52 PM       
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My neighbor is receiving sloppy drunk oral in his van with the doors wide open in his driveway. I know this because when the guy's dogs went after me as I passed, the woman raised herself from the bent-over position enough to shout at me that they ain't her dogs.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:42 AM       
Sometimes I wish that Kitsa's life was a film.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2012, 01:46 PM       
i'm sure if you search for "sloppy blowjob video" you can see this @@
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Old Mar 23rd, 2012, 03:35 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:37 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:39 PM       
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You sat on the coach playing videogames with the son.



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