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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 08:26 PM       
Gadzooks is right about malamutes the second you open a door or a fence a sequence of events follow usually in this order: Malamute looks at open door or fence, look at owner, if owner makes any motion that is encouragement to explore, leave place of residence at a fairly steady walking pace so one can take in all the surroundings, wander for 5-6 hours and in that span: meet new people, get petted by children, get food from people, sniff dog ass, knock up other dog (males only), wander for another 3-4 hours repeating process until nightfall, return home and express feelings of a day well spent whilst owner repeatedly strikes dog on nose and hindquarter

This will happen a lot with these dogs, but its cool since you can usualy just chill and walk around with them when they wander off due to the fact that they love exploring and will stop every 7feet to sniff or piss on something and look around before wandering further.

for small dogs go for a Pug, its very presence is like taking a handful of anti depressants
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 09:19 PM       
no matter the breed you gotta teach your dog to say "i love you" it's the best! (i gotta warn you though people will hear it and assume it is your mom's dog (moms love this trick) so be prepared for that eventuality!)
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:16 PM       
guys you should start a fund to buy me a nova scotia duck-tolling retriever
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Old Apr 9th, 2007, 12:06 AM       
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my girlfriend wants to get a miniature australian shepherd!

willie, i think that is good advice for any breed of dog!
I know 2 guys who are roomates in a regular sized house and they each have an australian shepperd/black lab cross puppy and apparently they don't get so big that you'd need a bigger place for em, so that might work. I don't know how small a miniature one would be though :O
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Old Apr 9th, 2007, 10:23 AM       
I've got an aussie/ border collie mix, and My mom has an aussie/black lab mix. Both of them are only about 65 pounds, and they're the smartest damned dogs I've seen. (Exluding a wolf mix we had a while back, but I'd never recommend one of them to anyone. LOTTA work.)
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Old Apr 9th, 2007, 10:57 PM       
i talked to a lady who breeds springer spaniels today she's gonna have puppies soon so we'll see what happens!
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Old Apr 10th, 2007, 03:51 PM       
don't forget to teach it to sing in saw waves
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Old Apr 10th, 2007, 10:31 PM       
Look into the exercise requirements and temperment of the breeds before you buy, because some breeds require more exercise than others and won't be happy in an apartment.
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:03 PM       
ok guys! decision 2007!

Puppy A:


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come on guys and gals! a or b! let your voice be heard!
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:25 PM       
b has more attitude man totally b
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:57 PM       
Not everyone has to meet your precious standards puppy A is plenty chill
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 11:33 PM       
B has a much more menacing Mohawk
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 09:12 AM       
B because it's not blind like A
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 08:47 PM       
ok guys puppy b is the winner!
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 08:53 PM       
two puppies enter, one puppy leaves!
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 08:59 PM       
actually guys i'm not gonna get either of those ones i changed my mind i'm getting puppy c:

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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 09:02 PM       
you can tell that one is gonna crave attention.

look at him givin' you a "love me" look.
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Old Apr 15th, 2007, 02:28 AM       
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Old Apr 15th, 2007, 02:39 AM       
I put forth the name Rastimutt: king of chill
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Old Apr 15th, 2007, 05:20 AM       
Puppy A and puppy B were taken to the furnace

My name for it would be.... Mustafarr! Or... Gonorrhoea, or...Genital Wart.
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Old Apr 15th, 2007, 09:22 PM       
How 'bout "Calamitus! "

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Old Apr 15th, 2007, 10:24 PM       
What breed are those puppies?
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 02:13 AM       
if my reading comprehension doesn't deceive me, then they are springer spaniels.
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 11:44 AM       
Oh. Yeah I see where he said something about that now. Am I the only one who doesn't read every post before posting?
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