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ziggytrix · #26

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Originally Posted by Dole

And how many times are we going to see horrible 'THATS IT IM LEAVING' threads?? We are going to need A SEPERATE FUCKING FORUM FOR THEM AT THIS RATE.

Thread backups IMO. Seriously.

Captain Goodtimes · #27

If everyone hates him so much, why is he a mod?

glowbelly · #28

i'm popular!

phooey to you jixby

Lotida · #29

I find it amusing that every time one of you guys look for porn to get banned you find the first COCK you can get your hands on!!

Esuohlim · #30

How many times are you going to say that? Seriously.

Lotida · #31

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

How many times are you going to say that? Seriously.

As many times as your buddies keep posting gay porn....seriously!

Anonymous · #32

potrzebie

Esuohlim · #33

GADZOOKS · #34

LOLHELL!

kahljorn · #35

At first i thought Dickanus was some kind of dinosaur... then i got really horrible visuals in a land reminescent of gumby.

Immortal Goat · #36

He really thinks he'll be missed? And if not, does he really think we care if he leaves? How fucking pathetic, you moronic bastard. These boards aren't any different just because some morons got banned for taking something too seriously. Now, you are gone, and if you ever want to come back, I hope they never un-ban you, because these forums don't need you. After this little stunt, I respect ArrowX more than you.

sadie · #37

aw. i bet he's gonna cry now that he's not got your respect 'cause respect is so important to have from people you meet on the internet.

GADZOOKS · #38

I bet he's orgasming over all this bitching he started up, just like the banning incident in the same place only on a much smaller scale.

You are all saying th same exact thing only paraphasing it over and fucking over. "NO ONE WILL MISS YOU, YOU ARE LEAVING FOR FAGGOTS, I HATE YOU." He knew people would write back hateful things because he said hateful things too, HE WAS ASKING FOR IT.

The cool thing to do would be not saying anything at all and ignoring the thread so when cry baby comes on he notice not many are talking about it. But now it's on page 2, he doesn't deserve 2 pages.

sadie · #39

it's a good thing we've got you around to tell us what's cool and all, seeing as how you're the cool expert and all.

GADZOOKS · #40

And thank god you are here to tell me that, you being a cool expert expert.

Command Prompt · #41

This is some sad shit. At least I learned two new words this week, fagoon and dickanus.

Mad Max rocks.

GADZOOKS · #42

Fagoon is my word, dickanus.

Command Prompt · #43

Really? I could of sworn it was everyones word. For you.

GADZOOKS · #44

Yeah, but then you would be wrong, you dumb fagoon, you.

ArrowX · #45

This incident will cause Drews life to rocket in a downward spiral. First he will find true love in the form of sadie, the hooker with a heart of gold. But their love will be cut short when Sadie's car is hit from the rear by an out of control Mack truck. Rocketing sadie from the drivers seat through the windsheild. Only to have the car pin her against a guard rail. The crash causes the Semi to jack-knife and roll, spilling its payload of gasoline all over the road dousing Sadie with liquid death. Then a stray spark ignites the satanic water. Slowly incinerating sadie. It wil taker her 8 minutes to die.

Having nothing left to live for Drew decides to kill himself. But being to cowardly to do so he tosses his S&W 1911 out the window only to be picked up by a 5 year old who promtly looks down the barrel whilst holding his thumbs on the trigger and POW! I guess little Timmy ain't winning no school spelling B now is he? Back on topic Drew is sent to jail for 15 years and is ass raped every day by....well not the place to speak of such things on a board as fine as this.

After he got out he turned immediately to drugs. He went to an old friend's house to buy some crack then retreated to his sanyo 38' hovel and Cracked it up a bit. Thus went his days in the fevla outside city limits untill after doing some perticularly Cokanie Cokane the bugs started crawling into his face and he started to pick away at his cheeks. 3 Months later Drew looks like.....well he has no cheeks. So imagine Ronald MacDonald with a speach impediment and a syringe. He goes to buy more drugs but on the way there he decides to talk to some children they see his face call him a fag then run away. Well Drews blood begins to boil and he goes into a berserker rage. Smashing everything in his path! From hot dog stand to small chineese department store greeting lady. In the end he climbed up the empire state building with 9lbs of Cokane and was later brought down by fighterplanes causing him to fall to his death.