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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 11:32 AM       
Overpriced safety razor of the GODS! It really does give the best shave I have ever had.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 12:36 PM       
that was dole's 69th post. wokka wokka.

listen to all you baby bitches crying about shaving your little faces. try being a girl and having to shave 2 legs, 2 armpits and a bikini line EVERY DAY.

try to find a fucking razor that will withstand that kind of abuse for more than a week.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 12:43 PM       
Oh yeah? I can one up you there.

Try being a GUY and shaving 2 legs, 2 armpits and a bikini line EVERY DAY.

i get my ass kicked all the time, i tell ya
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 12:57 PM       
Nothing shaves like a nice, jagged piece of glass.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:20 PM       
HAH! Try shaving your face, legs, toes, neck, back, ass, crotch, palms, eyelids, nostrils AND tongue!

Really, try it.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
I've been told that shaving your scrotum with an electric razor is quite a peculiar sensation. :/
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
Are AChimp and KellyChaos the same person?
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:45 PM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 03:57 AM       
I saw a guy on TV getting a 'crack, back and sack' wax....it looked like some kind of medieval torture!!
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 11:40 PM       
Pfft, I have the worst of both Worlds. Bitches.
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 03:25 AM       
Shaving is like scraping frozen sleet off my face every morning, except there's nothing frozen about it.
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 03:46 AM       
every time I shave I cut myself
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 06:08 AM       
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I saw a guy on TV getting a 'crack, back and sack' wax....it looked like some kind of medieval torture!!
yeah, he was called Stev-o.
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