Girls like me?

[CaptainBubba]

I work at Water Country at the locker rentals. Today at work just before close a really cute girl and her friends were walking by and giggling, then they stoped, said something, giggled some more, and she walked up to me. This was the conversation:

Pretty girl: Hi, I have a question.
Me: Ok.
Pretty girl: Why do the lifegaurds wear their shirt off and some of you guys have to wear that shirt?
Me: I don't know.
Pretty girl: They should change that. You guys shouldn't have to wear shirts. You should take your shirt off.
Me: I agree. Its really hot sometimes.

Was she fucking with me or flirting? I honestly can't tell.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Originally Posted by Blackjack

Interesting. At a club once this girl said to me "Will you be my Radiator?" and before I could answer her hands disappeared up my T-shirt! So I kind of sat there, not knowing who this person was, her hands kind of on my chest. What the fuck am I supposed to say? Make polite conversation?

In the end she must have thought I was really dull, gay (or both) and after a couple of minutes said "Thanks" and I never saw her again!

If you would've slapped her in the face and said "no Bitch, don't touch me" she would've married you.

[Anonymous]

CB - my guess is both. They wanted you to take off your shirt because they think you're sessy, but if you'd done it they would've giggled and howled and stuff.

That's when you spring your attack.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I would have said something on the lines of," Maybe you should take your shirt off first." I always get slapped.

[Anonymous]

no you don't

[CaptainBubba]

I work at Water Country. Her shirt was off.

[Helm]

When is such situations, you can always proclaim very loudly that you are a robot and that you are burning with the fiery flame of DETERMINATION, and then stare for a few minutes.

[Ninjavenom]

Along the lines of Helm's idea, i would suggest giving her a good old roundhouse to the head. Works every time.

[KSI]

omg captainbubba i saw your picture in the other forum or whatever you shouldnt be so shy you are cute.

[KSI]

sorry i answered 2 times

[FartinMowler]

Honestly it's hard to feel bad for someone that obviously has good looks and a lack of gonads. Just listen to Chojin and do the opposite is all I can think of.

[CaptainBubba]

THAT SETTLES IT! TNX FARTIN-highly held opinion-MOWLER!

Seriously though. I just need to learn how to be at ease. I get too defensive and serious round purtiness in the flesh.

I dunno. I'll see how things turn out this school year since I've practically been in isolation for the past 10 months and I'm getting on the edge of desperation when it comes to getting a girlfriend.

And even I know it won't be exactly a challenge to get one at this school. For the 1 month I actually went there more girls flirted w/ me than previously in my entire life span. According to my sister, who says many of her friends think I'm hot, I am "going to have a very fun time". (shes bi, so she knows the pickins )

[FartinMowler]

(shes bi, so she knows the pickins

This guy is so full of Shite my keyboard is starting to smell of his rank and stupid lies.

[CaptainBubba]

Shes my fucking sister. Do you think I LIKE that my FUCKING SISTER who is 1.5 years younger than me currently has 2 boyfriends and a girlfriend???

Seriously Martin. Are you a retard? I don't mean just the stupid kind either, I mean the kind where you bang teddy bears against your face and scream because you think you're being mauled.

[Esuohlim]

Does this mean I shouldn't make fun of fags around you?

[FartinMowler]

getting upset seems to be easy but you can't walk up to a girl and say "hi". I just find you hard to swallow like your boy friend.

[Jeanette X]

You just need to relax a little. Stop being so paranoid. What is the worst that will happen if you let down your guard?

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by Fucking moron

getting upset seems to be easy but you can't walk up to a girl and say "hi". I just find you hard to swallow like your boy friend.

ARE YOU RETARDED? SERIOSULY. I AM NOT JOKING. MAYBE YOU AREN'T RETARDED, BUT WERE YOU DIAGNOSED WITH SOME SORT OF MENTAL DISORDER?

I am not joking at ALL.

Jeanette: Ya, I think this year will be different. Just because I have alot of pent up social energy and I really really just want to talk to people, so who knows. :/

Maybe I'll make the final post in "Virgin's Only" and ask for the dissolution of the thread sometime in the next 12 months.

Or maybe I'll cut my wrists.

[kahljorn]

When I turned 17 I developed this idea. it's a contraversal idea, my friend and I both put this philosophy to test. It basically works by Not giving a fuck about anyone's opinion. This is of course the very begining of it. It's like cynicism, and being a pessimist of the truest form, so pessimist you could be seen as the truest optomist. It's crazy. I'm crazy. So are those little orange birds, i hate those things. They have long legs and shit, they make me think what the fuck. A bird, and it's orange, and it has long legs.
So anyway, you see a hot girl. Now, with your philosophy you go, "Oh no, I'll go say hi and she'll pull out a gun s hoot off my balls and proceed to remove bodily organs." I go(depending on the amount of alcohol to have been ingested), "a hot girl, she'll say no and I won't give a flying fuck and I'll see some other hot girl in five more minutes and do the same thing all over again."

It's not a hard thought. Why should you care about someone you'll never see again, even if she runs off and immediatly tells all her friends, who cares. You don't know her friends. When you die you don't see all the girls you hit on and failed with for an eternity of them teasing you over your cock size. That is the end of my span of boredom.

[AChimp]

Yeah, but you know, when you start asking out everything with two legs, people start to view you as desperate.

[FartinMowler]

Actually I always stand back and look and things in a different way than most and I find it hard to empathise with situations like yourself :/ Passion, perseverance and a little bit of character go a long way.

ARE YOU RETARDED? SERIOSULY. I AM NOT JOKING. MAYBE YOU AREN'T RETARDED, BUT WERE YOU DIAGNOSED WITH SOME SORT OF MENTAL DISORDER?

I am not joking at ALL.

[Helm]

Yeah, but you know, when you start asking out everything with two legs, people start to view you as desperate.

Why would a person that doesn't care what others think of him make an effort to not appear as something unflattering? :fallacy

[Johnny Engrish]

Don't worry CaptainBubba, you are hot and all of the girls on this board (and appearantly most of the men) desperately want to have sex with you

Now, on a completely unrelated note: has anyone here ever considered starting a topic where all you do is talk about how every girl you meet just gushes over how incredibly fucking hot you are and then tries to force you to give her your precious man-seed against your will? But you're not into it because you're shy and think you look like Gilbert Gottfried, no matter how hard your bisexual pornstar twin sister tries to convince you otherwise? Just think about it: you could probably convince all sorts of gullible saps to pour praise on you and inflate your pathetic ego! You could even swipe some photos of hot a guy off a gay dating site and claim they're of you!

Nah, on second thought it wouldn't work. I'm sure that nobody on this board is fucking braindead enough to fall for a ploy that stupid

[OperationScuzBucket]

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

This guy is so full of Shite my keyboard is starting to smell of his rank and stupid lies.

Haha...no lie...I'm CB's sister. :P

And yes, the girls at WC were flirting with you. You are muscular. They wanted to see your fucking muscles. Why don't you believe me when I say that girls like you? THEY DO. THEY BUGGED ME EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL after I showed them your picture and they remembered who you were...every damn girl in my health class aside from 2 people (who were bitchy and didn't deserve anyone living) thought you were hot as hell. Damn you. BELIEVE.

[Gåte]

Originally Posted by OperationScuzBucket

Haha...no lie...I'm CB's sister. :P

And yes, the girls at WC were flirting with you. You are muscular. They wanted to see your fucking muscles. Why don't you believe me when I say that girls like you? THEY DO. THEY BUGGED ME EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL after I showed them your picture and they remembered who you were...every damn girl in my health class aside from 2 people (who were bitchy and didn't deserve anyone living) thought you were hot as hell. Damn you. BELIEVE.