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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Fuck you.
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Aug 29th, 2003, 01:04 AM
Good news, Trigger! You'll die in 2008. You'll be walking home late one night after another hard day's work at the lye factory, when a small glint in a dumpster catches your eye. Intrigued, you go in for a closer look and discover that it is the shining blade of a steak knife, halfway planted into the soft soft of an infant not more than two weeks old. Although you feel depressed upon seeing the dead baby, you think to yourself "well, this baby is dead, and this is probably my only chance to find out what people meat tastes like."
So, cautiously, you bundle the dead baby up in discarded newspapers and walk home with it inside your shirt. Upon arriving at your one-room living quarters in the rundown tenemant apartment building, you carefully clean and de-bone the baby corpse and start to cook the slabs of it's meat in your George Foreman grill. After several bites, you discover that you did not take out all the bones when you begin to joke on the baby's tiny, undeveloped femur. After several minutes of wheezing and bashing your head into the table in an attempt to dislodge the bone, you turn blue and pass out, dying soon after.
Awwww man! You're so lucky!
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid
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