Spectre X will die in an unfortunate boating accident after attempting to water ski by himself, using a cinder block tied to a rope to hold the throttle at max speed!
And Hobo Renee will die in her mansion after attempting to use a $100 bill to light her cigar, only to watch the small flame instantly ignite the giant piles of money she uses as furniture, and as an end result her mansion will look like a haunted house and she'll resemble a corpse from the movie Backdraft. Of course, she'll be 97 when this happens and will have already lived a long, full life as America's most successful rock star robber baron.
Looks like you lose, Spectre X