choji!

[Anonymous]

i think i'm gonna call you periodically noob you're a good friend to me and i want to talk to you more often

[noob3]

its not a cell ive never had one :/ everyone has one except for me ad my girlfriend.

you are a good friend too my friend

[Anonymous]

i just wanted to check cause if i were to call your home phoen at weird hours i'd wake people up

whereas jin i just call at strange hours all the time

my cellphone has awesome international rates.

[Helm]

I am going to attempt to reach through the internets and slap you into reason.

ok.

here we go.





did it work? Awesome. Sorry for you know, slapping too hard listen this isn't right. Ok maybe I went to far with jesus killing her, I mean, jesus loves everybody so I guess he might not kill her. But I'm pretty sure he'd put a curse on her or something. Or beat her with a stick, jesus likes beating people with a stick if they're hypocrites and/or assholes.

I can't talk you out of this relationship. But I'd sure like it if you took mine and eric's point of view into consideration

[Anonymous]

ohw ait what should i do if i call and your bitch girlfriend picks up

[Helm]

oh 'OH FUCK' and hang up

[noob3]

only me and my dad live at my house. but im at jens house alot, id have to give you that number. and shed probably wonder why you were calling me. i dont know alot of people think i should take thier points into consideration and theyre all great points. but i also have to consider her. shes a big part of my life :/ yeah its fucked up but i like sleeping with her (like actually going to bed!) and shes my best friend even though she's kind of fucked up :/

or maybe im the fucked up one

[Anonymous]

by the same token you just admit that galaga is a large portion of your life.

your life sounds pretty empty right now, man

[noob3]

haha its not really a big part of my life. i like to play ms pacman alot, though. and galaga is on that game, too. so ill play it. somtimes. im not good at galaga at all. its too intense

[noob3]

i mean, you have to kill yoruself in it for a weapon upgrade! thats way too hardcore for me

[Anonymous]

why are you having a drug test in 5 weeks?

[noob3]

1 drug test every week for 6 weeks. ive had 1. theres one this week, so 5 more after that. the first one was dirty, so they want to see it decline and be clean for the next 6. ill scan it if i get my scanner hooked up.

like, last march? i got pulled over for rolling a stop sign. im not sure
if i was here in this period of time, i probably wasn't. but the cop found like, less then a roach of weed in a little altoids-esque tin. since then i have had alot of bullshit over it, i fucked alot of it up. finally my attorney (yes i had to get an attorney over this!) got the da to give me my original deal minus the community service and drunk driving classes. i fucked the original 6 weeks of drug testing and drunk driving classes up really bad. but now i dont have to do the drunk driving classes.

stupid goverment shit, basically

*i edited it

[Anonymous]

i think it's safe to say that my life is a little better than yours right now ;<

[FS]

I'd like to reply with something that makes your head spin and cause you to cry out "EUREKA" but that's probably not going to happen. Anyway it sounds like your girlfriend has memorized your manual and knows exactly what buttons to push to make you jump up and down. Plus it sounds like she's destroyed most of your self esteem so that you can never leave her. Seriously dude, what you're describing doesn't sound like love, just fear of being alone. Your situation isn't normal. All I'm saying is, keep a clear head when she blows up. When someone loves you they give and take, they don't just take and take and take.

[noob3]

haha my girlfriend got a job a taco bell this week, though. so my life might get better! or she might just dump ME when she sees how bad it sucks to work to feed a shitty spouse like me. i doubt it, though. last time she had a job she bought me a $115 dollar guitar pedal for our anniversary. see, she's not all bad, guys! but that was a long time ago. and she quit that job right after our anniversary. like, hours after, i believe. she only had it for 4 weeks.

[FS]

OK, that was gay and preachy.

You need to lose that zee-ro and get yoself a hee-ro kick that tripe to the curve, girlfriend. And to the ho in the green sweater - girl, wash yo hair!

that's better

[noob3]

haha. my hair is deliciously citre-shined

[Anonymous]

everyone in this thread has a title

and doesn't suck

it is an i-mockery phenomenon

[noob3]

haha i was just thinking that, man.

[Anonymous]

haha i was just thinking that, man. its all people i use to like from here, in a thread that dosnt even have my name in the title ;/

I see all

[noob3]

the last part didnt make any sense!!

[Anonymous]

sure it does

the only way you could potentially 'make this relationship work' is if you assert yourself and tell her what's what (applause). I'm sure you both care about each other, she's just a paranoid psycho.

[noob3]

i know man. she wont even let me use the internet in fear of me going into a crazed masturbational frenzy i mean, yeah, i probably would if i really wanted to masturbate that bad. but whats wrong with that?

she has all these little problems with things i do and all these little rules it seems.. ive learned to live, yeah. through coniving of my own. like what im doing right now. im not even suppose to be posting here which is why i was on pants OUT OF TOTAL PARANOIA.

[Anonymous]

dude just tell her 'i'm going to use the goddamn internet and i'm gonna talk to my friends, and you are gonna deal with it.'

give her the five-knuckle shuffle if she complains

[noob3]

that sounds dirty

she thinks the internet is a place to be fake, and where i can commit a thousand acts of cam adultery on aim. she says i just get sympathy on the internet when i talked about her last. did i mention this was after she destroyed my last computer? when she was trying to convince me how my computer was so worthless and terrible for my psyche? probably.