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Old May 20th, 2010, 04:00 AM       
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Old May 20th, 2010, 06:46 PM       
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The researchers constructed a bacterium's "genetic software" and transplanted it into a host cell.
The resulting microbe then looked and behaved like the species "dictated" by the synthetic DNA.
The advance, published in Science, has been hailed as a scientific landmark, but critics say there are dangers posed by synthetic organisms.
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Old May 20th, 2010, 09:23 PM       
This sounds like the plotline from "The Henderson Monster".
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Old May 21st, 2010, 11:03 AM       
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Old May 21st, 2010, 02:46 PM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 01:05 PM       
Well, climate change is in the news again ...

Of course, the presence of the so-called proxy is not infallible, but if they're looking at a sufficiently long period of time, and the coverage matches currently available historical climate data, then there is a high probability that they're right. In which case, we might be in for some "new" oceanfront property.

Personally, I think the stated grand objective of getting ice coverage data spanning the past million years may be pushing reality, but what do I know.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 01:32 PM       
Cool beans. I live in Oklahoma, so it'll be nice to have to cover less of a distance to get to the beach.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 02:29 PM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 02:49 PM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 02:56 PM       
A panoramic photo of the universe?
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 03:11 PM       
Zoomable panoramic photo of the galaxy.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 03:35 PM       
Well, if it was a higher resolution, it would be the universe, yeh?
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 04:13 PM       
Um... Im going to guess no.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 04:22 PM       
We're not in the universe?
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 04:33 PM       
Higher resolution would not increase the field of view. It would just increase the quality of the image. It would still be the galaxy.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 05:31 PM       
Or an estimated 1/10^1000000 of the universe.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 07:30 PM       
Thus able to magnify better. And yeah, I was getting at the fact that it was a look at the damn near infinity of space. There's stuff billions of times farther away than that, and I was going to say that other celestial bodies, while resembling little more than grains of sand, could still be visible with a high-enough quality image.
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Old Jun 10th, 2010, 03:10 PM       
We are one step closer to answering the ages-old question:

"Which will last longer - the home half of the 7th inning at a Mets game, or the head on a mug of Rheingold Beer?"
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Old Jun 10th, 2010, 03:16 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2010, 03:31 PM       
I assumed they were cream.
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