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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 08:08 PM        I would like to talk for a moment about Slurpees.
While they are my favorite thing... possibly ever? They constantly infuriate me and these are the reasons why.

1. While the Coke slurpee is my favorite, it's always out. ALWAYS OUT. I've gone in the morning, night, freaking dead of winter and it's always out! It might not be a problem if...

2. Who the hell picks the damned slurpee flavors anyway?! It's simple, Coke, Sprite, some sort of orange, cherry.. there you go, that's all you need. WHO THE HELL WANTS APPLE MANGO?! It's never out.

3. Consistency.

4. Sometimes, and I can't explain it, when they have pina colada flavor..the coke slurpee tastes like freaking coconut. I hate coconut, it has no place in my slurpee.

5. Don't bother even trying on a hot day. The store could be completely empty and you will wander slowly to the machine, grab a cup and then...
a freaking family or group of teens will come in right behind you and start fighting for lids and make you spill your coke slurpee all over your arm!!#@!.

...that being said, I am going to limp my way to the 7-11 and get a slurpee, it's 90 here and I'm dying. If I get there and it's out or I get pushed over, I'm cracking skulls.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 09:03 PM       
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 09:05 PM       
Apparently I suck at slurpees too because the Coke was out... again.


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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 09:33 PM       
Are you a Slurpee bigot? Or do you also accept ICEEs and Super Squishees as substitutes?

I'm from Philly, and we are partial to water ice. And I'm not green, though that's what I bleed.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 09:37 PM       
This might sound like complete blasphemy but.. have you ever had a Coke Icee from Burgerking? They are absolutely amazing, better than slurpees. *gasp* I will not go near a slushpuppy, they are air and not worth my time.

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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 11:12 PM       
You are the one who made the goddamn thread about slurpees nutbar, who else would be so much more enthusiastic about slush that they would call heresy to your crazy.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 11:23 PM       
I don't like slurpees because they give me terrible headaches so I have to stumble around rubbing my head when I just want to drink something.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 11:26 PM       
Maybe he's just a bit sensitive about my apple mango comment.

I'm used to working with cranky geezers, they warm up to you eventually.. and if they don't, it's not long before they die.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 11:27 PM       
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I don't like slurpees because they give me terrible headaches so I have to stumble around rubbing my head when I just want to drink something.
That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Is it all the syrup? Maybe you should try one that is sugar free?
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 11:29 PM       
I don't like slurpees because I don't feel like contracting diabetes and becoming one of the other obese retards that populate this country. I can't look at some of the shit people shovel into their fat heads lest I become sick to my ass and shit out feces laden Brazilian "beef". (It's feces laden before you shit it out)
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 11:32 PM       
ewww liquid sugary syrup in the winter they're just brainfreezes and in the summer they're sticky messes. no thankss.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 11:34 PM       
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I don't like slurpees because I don't feel like contracting diabetes and becoming one of the other obese retards that populate this country. I can't look at some of the shit people shovel into their fat heads lest I become sick to my ass and shit out feces laden Brazilian "beef". (It's feces laden before you shit it out)


You sound like Bill Maher. While I agree with you, having a couple slurpees a year does not make you an obese retard.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2009, 11:48 PM       
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 12:54 AM       
i preffer beer and tequila ice cream
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 01:02 AM       
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That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Is it all the syrup? Maybe you should try one that is sugar free?
I don't think so, I believe it's known as "brainfreeze".

Though the syrup isn't much of a turn-on either. I'm a milk person.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 01:11 AM       
I usually survive on ice water. Are you a Nesquik fan?
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 01:21 AM       
Coke Slurpees are great, there's also some new blue "liquid artillery" ones that taste like sweet tarts. Good stuff. :O
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 01:27 AM       
If I ever see those I will try them, fo sho. I've heard myths of Red Bull flavored slurpees but I think it's a cruel cruel joke.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 04:39 AM       
What the fuck, I love pina colada flavor.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 08:40 AM       
I didn't even know they made tequila ice cream. I might start getting dessert.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 09:57 AM       
I had one the other day. I think it was White Cherry? It was fucking good.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 11:27 AM       
"Liquid Artillery" is a bloody awesome name for a drink.


We don't get slurpees or any of their heretical rip offs, but it's just crushed ice with flavouring, right? Sounds simple enough to be nice.

I drink water or fruit juice.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2009, 02:47 PM       
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I usually survive on ice water. Are you a Nesquik fan?
No, though I am a fan of Hershey's chocolate sauce. Good stuff.
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Old Aug 4th, 2009, 12:12 AM       
White cherry is amazing but rare around here.




My best friend is OBSESSED with nesquik, he drinks about 4-6 glasses a day, crazy.
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