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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 07:02 PM       
In the dim light, I thought it was a wadded up piece of hosiery.

I thought perhaps a towel had mildewed and had a sour smell, or something. Wasn't sure.
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 07:26 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
i think ill hit ur mom lololol
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 10:39 PM       
WOAH.. wait wait wait ... rewind be kind .. So this girl was grocery shopping and this guy just randomly grabbed her at knife point and dragged her out of the store?? She had to of been scared, you would think someone would of noticed? I know it was a very messed up situation, but why in hell didn't she start picking up random shit and hitting him with it, screaming fire and run the hell away?

Obviously that grocery store has really shitty employes and I would have it shut down..
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 11:23 PM       
She never made it to the store.

"The girl was going to buy a loaf of bread when Soriano snatched her from the street, threatened her with a knife and raped her."
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 11:30 PM       
so the question left is which hole
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 11:32 PM       
She was like 13 so any hole has got to be nice and tight.
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 11:36 PM       
oh my god i didnt know now i just feel terrible
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 11:37 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 11:40 PM       
Brian.. my dear.. so so SO wrong..

kinda like all that funny porn you like to look at so much!
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 12:19 AM       
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 01:47 AM       
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why in hell didn't she start picking up random shit and hitting him with it, screaming fire and run the hell away?
why in the hell does anyone get raped? WHY DIDNT THAT WOMAN JUST LIKE THROW HER ATTACKER OFF AND THEN LIKE PICK UP A BUS AND THROW IT AT HIM? WHAT THE FUCK.
NEXT TIME THAT THIRTEEN YEAR OLD SHOULD TRY A LITTLE BIT HARDER.

good job coming back and resuming your retarded character-like behavior ;\
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 02:40 AM       
Ease up, Kahl... the point was valid, but I don't think any of us knew that she got snatched before she got into the store before Tadao said so. There was a little girl (I forget how old, but under 13) who escaped her captors, got home, and had the cops on there asses before they knew she was gone a few years back. It's not unreasonable, assuming they're in a grocery store, to ask why wouldn't she go apeshit and throw stuff around and scream.

EDIT: Dave Chappelle - How old is 15, really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afaYTA2a4gA

(the girl was 7 years old http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...02/ai_90468685)
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 02:57 AM       
guys get back on topic or im gonna split this stuff to the potilitics board
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 03:17 AM       
I'm drunk. That's the new topic.

"Beauty is only skin deep. Rape comes from inside" -.........Fucking Horrible.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 03:21 AM       


I'm all verklempt... talk amongst yourselves... I'll give you a topic: 10,000 Volt Ghost is neither electrified nor deceased- discuss.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 03:39 AM       


Still kinda drunk.....might meet this guy I met on craigslist. Hopefully I won't die.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 03:45 AM       
Meh... I've met plenty of people on Craigslist and I haven't died yet. Granted they were from the erotic services section, but still...
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 03:52 AM       
Maybe I should just drink less. I'm supposed to hang out with this Polish-Rican hottie on sunday I met through my roommate. From what I gathered talking to her so far she's basically just me with a vagina. Or I'm her with a penis. We haven't decided yet. Either way I think we're the mirror image of each other.

Here's hopin for Buttsex.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 03:59 AM       
Happy Birthday Uncle_Sham

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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 07:22 AM       
Oh my god. I've got the worst fucking hangover ever.

Cures please
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 07:40 AM       
I didn't even know there was a fucking topic in the chat thread. Do we have to stick to KITTIES or whatever the first post's current edit is?

Anyhow, I've got no sympathy for those of you who can't even go back one fucking page to check the details of a news story.
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I'm sure I'm hours late for the cure but I use cranberry juice to flush my system.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 02:49 PM       
Hair o' the dog.
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