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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 04:28 PM        Cooking questions...
Hey dudes,
Rev. Danno here. I still need folks to ask me cooking questions for my webcomic.
I've been doing bits on wine/cheese/jesus... But I need cooking questions. I don't care how dumb, simple, wacky, or gross.
I really need questions.
you can post them on this thread, or link to my comic, and send them to me there...

http://www.drunkduck.com/phylloxera/
Thank you...
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 04:38 PM       
If I double the oven temperature I can cook it twice as fast!
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 04:52 PM       
Chef Danno how do I get a girlfriend
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 10:26 PM       
How do I make watermelons
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 10:28 PM       
What equipment does it take to pull potatoes off of the tree?
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:50 PM       
Hey Rev Danno?

I wanna make "squash" with Sethomas. How do I do that?
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 12:50 AM       
WUZ DA DIFFRENTS 'TWEEN DRY AND LIQUID MEASURE???
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 01:49 PM       
What's the best way to cook wood? I can never seem to get it to be anything but tough :<
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 01:51 PM       
Onions are natures own teargas grenades, you just have to make 'em 'xplode, right?
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 03:28 PM       
I don't like food, does that make me anorexic?
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 03:32 PM       
WHY DO YOU EAT THE COCK LOL
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 06:50 PM       
It's not really considered a food. Not from a nutritional standpoint.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 07:55 PM       
I don't get it. Why would bite off people's dicks? Wouldn't they need that?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:16 AM       
Maybe a tiny wee nip-just for the whole enhancement thing but not as a digestive interaction.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:25 AM       
Tiny wee-nip...wtf
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:29 AM       
I guess the debutante doesn't engage in nipping?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:30 AM       
what happens between me and the local debutant stays between us, mind you!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:34 AM       
Oh please! By next Saturday I'll have the full blown reviews! I have high friends in places MISTAR!!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:35 AM       
Please don't let the world in on whatever sexual misadventures take place between me and my HOT NAKED DEBUTANT LADY FRIEND.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:40 AM       
This needs to be brought back to topic. Rev Danno, what food can we cook to induce rapid confessions from an unwilling male that dry humped a debutante and messed her dress up??
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:44 AM       
If you give me enough beer I will gladly confess although it won't be at a rapid pace.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:50 AM       
We only need machine gun bursts between urine streams Mr Rat.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:52 AM       
Will field artillery-like bursts work for you?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:57 AM       
Just get the job done, babe. After all, the AF is there but only after the tough shit is done heh heh am i right uncle??
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Old Apr 23rd, 2006, 01:03 AM       
Terra's Uncle says: Hey you little brat the AF is there BEFORE anyone else! They have to bomb the shit out of naughty boys so that others can come in and do their thing!

Wow, your uncle seems pissed!
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