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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 03:49 PM       
Bought me a package of mortar rounds this year with two launchers appropriately labeled Zeus. The artwork on the launchers was too amazing for me to pass up so I got them. I'm a huge fan of those and Roman Candles, my all time favorite.

My wife saw the golden showers pic with me and said that would definitely belong in an adult novelty store though she and I would question the sanity of whoever decided to buy that.
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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 07:40 AM       
The Mercurial Bee not only shoots flaming balls like those blondes and Uranus do, but it also reports. That is one serious warning right there.
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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 10:04 PM       
The artwork on the box of the Party Snappers on page 2 looks suspiciously like Arale Norimaki from Akira Toriyama's Dr. Slump riding a pig. (Dr. Slump was the series that made him famous, then he made Dragon Ball, and then...)
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Old Sep 3rd, 2011, 03:53 PM       
Nice labels! There are some funny ones and some with just great art. I came across some labels at an estate sale and don't know how to determine if they are originals or reprints. Any help would be much appreciated. The pic might be upside down but I haven't figured out how to rotate it. Hope the link works!

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Old Jul 5th, 2012, 10:53 AM       
That Danger Forward box is just a rip-off of an old Warhammer 40k cover, so... yeah, it already is a 360 game!
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Old Jul 8th, 2012, 04:01 AM       
Bah-ha! The 2nd 'Ladyfingers' label refers to the products as 'supercharged ladycrackers.' My god, ladies back in the day must have gotten excited easily!
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Old Jul 4th, 2013, 05:14 PM       
Just updated the article with a new sixth page chock full o' artwork! Enjoy!
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Old Jul 4th, 2013, 06:20 PM       
These are all great, but the old timey ones are the best.
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Old Jul 4th, 2013, 06:24 PM       
I wish I had a picture of the huge "Devil's Delight" firework, this was six in one. It was one of the best I had seen.
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Old Jul 5th, 2013, 02:39 AM       
Seriously, WTF is up with "Attitude Adjustment"? It seems like many firework companies don't even try anymore and just use photoshop or stolen artwork.
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Old Jul 6th, 2013, 12:12 PM       
What better way to celebrate our independence from England than to depend on them for firecrackers. Astra must not have gotten the memo.
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