Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #63601  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 06:38 PM       
Did you pick out a name or just going to wing it?
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #63602  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 08:15 PM       
Gabby, but not after Gabby Gaga or whatever her name was.
Reply With Quote
  #63603  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 11:00 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
actually, I shouldn't say that...it was more of a grandiose, one-time display of total immaturity. I don't really believe the baby to be in danger. If I did, he'd have gotten the so-long-and-fuck-you long ago.
Men are real good at that, though. Mostly with inanimate objects. reference the FAX machine scene from "Office Space". I defy any real man to state they do not identify with Michael in that scene.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Gabby, but not after Gabby Gaga or whatever her name was.
Yes, that was her name. Short for Gabrielle, or will that be the "long version"?
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #63605  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 07:19 AM       
...naaaah.

Yes, it'll be short for Gabrielle. We's French round these-here parts.
Reply With Quote
  #63606  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 10:15 AM       
You ferm MAR-SALES?
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #63607  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 11:54 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
I still believe that with a little patience, the printer could have been limped through a little longer. I was angry about the sudden expense of a new printer, especially with a baby on the way any day now and all the stuff that has to be bought for her.
Dude, they give you printers free with everything these days. I'm pretty sure I got a printer last time I ordered a double quarter pounder meal.
Reply With Quote
  #63608  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 12:04 PM       
There is a town here in Ohio, Versailles, that they pronounce VUHRR-SAYUHLLES. That drives me fucking insane. There's also a town called Russia that is pronounced "Rooshie".

On the tour of the Campus Martius museum in Marietta, they always tell you the city is named for Marie Antioinette, because apparently Ohio volunteered to take her to keep her from being guillotined or something but the revolutionary government wouldn't turn her over. She sent them a bell as a thank you but got guillotined anyway. At least, that's the story they tell.
Reply With Quote
  #63609  
Pentegarn Pentegarn is offline
Clap if you love Dynamo
Pentegarn's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian future
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 12:47 PM       
They also pronounce Bellefontaine as Bell-fountain, maybe they took Marie Antioinette's bell and made a fountain out of it?
Reply With Quote
  #63610  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 12:49 PM       
Around here it sounds more like BAY-uwww-FAWWWN-tunnn.

In other news, I was just reading this on a pregnancy board and this should win some sort of award for ad juxtaposition:

Reply With Quote
  #63611  
Pentegarn Pentegarn is offline
Clap if you love Dynamo
Pentegarn's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian future
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 12:54 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Around here it sounds more like BAY-uwww-FAWWWN-tunnn.

In other news, I was just reading this on a pregnancy board and this should win some sort of award for ad juxtaposition:

Reply With Quote
  #63612  
RaNkeri RaNkeri is offline
Fucking Finland
RaNkeri's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: You already know :(
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 04:25 PM       
fabulous
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
You're so fucking fat Rankeri seriously
Reply With Quote
  #63613  
MarioRPG MarioRPG is offline
I hate this hacker crap!
MarioRPG's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 06:19 PM       
That's beyond creepy.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
Reply With Quote
  #63614  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 06:35 PM       
MAN PHYSICS
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #63615  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 09:44 PM       
Sounds to me that the OB was a guy, and was looking for some action.
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #63616  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 09:49 PM       
that's so bullshit when girls go "oh swallow some jizz ew gross I would never do that how yucky" because THEY ALL DO IT
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #63617  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 10:24 PM       
QUIT LYING TO YOURSELVES WOMEN, WE ALL KNOW YOU ENJOY THE JIZZ
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #63618  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 10:26 PM       
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #63619  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Jan 4th, 2010, 11:59 AM       
Happy Birthday Eric.
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #63620  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Jan 4th, 2010, 03:00 PM       
:HIGHFIVE

I'm not up on the loop for current dance crazes but I guess there is a CRACK DAT SPONGEBOB. Which is just a basic dance step repeated. While standing on your right leg put your leg leg behind it in the air. Repeat with your other leg. Then repeat with the right. Nothing original.

People need to start being original but until then I've made up a new dance called the CHARLES BARKLEY. Where you do the Charleston and then dunk a basketball. Or the RAY CHARLESTON which is the Charleston with your eyes closed and you hit piano keys while crossing over your legs.

In conclusion...people are stupid.
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #63621  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Old Jan 4th, 2010, 03:53 PM       
THE RAY CHARLES BARKLEY SHUT UP AND JAM
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #63622  
bigtimecow bigtimecow is offline
rockfuckcunt
bigtimecow's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: mash and two tits
Old Jan 4th, 2010, 11:11 PM       
apsidha98sda8shda

so i'm sorta back in the friend zone i guess? which i don't think i ever left... it's weird. regardless we're really good friends and maybe sometime in the future we can get down

not the "what if" girl, but the... "the" girl i suppose? like i can meet some bitches here and there but this girl will take the cake ten-fold

i'm at work but i'll be back here later to whine more
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
Bigtimecow you are like the Fonz of girls pussies.
Reply With Quote
  #63623  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Old Jan 4th, 2010, 11:16 PM       
JUST JIZZ ON HER, IT'S COOL
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #63624  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Old Jan 4th, 2010, 11:16 PM       
AND THEN SHUT UP

AND JAM
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #63625  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Jan 5th, 2010, 01:15 AM       
SHUT UP AND JAM: GAIDEN
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:54 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.