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RaNkeri RaNkeri is offline
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 11:56 AM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:01 PM       
so i picked a new year's resolution, and i think everyone here will be proud of me if i can stick to it.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:02 PM       
To post your boobs on the internet?
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:06 PM       
you musta missed all that.
no, this year i will NOT sleep with anyone's boyfriend or husband.
exes are still borderline though.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:07 PM       
Danm, I was about to say that!

Less than five men at once, and only single ones.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:10 PM       
sex shouldn't be so complicated.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:12 PM       
Sex isn't. People make sex complex.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:17 PM       
shrub, we need to write a book about sex etiquette for today's slut.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:24 PM       
we'll be millionaires just because it has the word "slut" in the title.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:25 PM       
1. Never give them your real name.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:32 PM       
I missed you guys a lot.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:34 PM       
Good. Are you a slut? Can you contribute?
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:37 PM       
2. Give them your homocidal ex boyfriend's number if they are persistent and you have no interest.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:38 PM       
seriously though, always carry wetnaps, you never know when they can come in handy.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 04:39 PM       
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Good. Are you a slut? Can you contribute?
I've broken relationships and lost the majority of my friends once because of it.

I think the criteria has been filled.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 05:03 PM       
Miami Vice, fuck yeah
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 05:27 PM       
I love all the sluts on this page.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 05:34 PM       
And we love you, Sam.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 05:43 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 07:53 PM       
The sexuality is palpable.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 08:10 PM       
Sweet, I made it in time for the sluts page.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 09:43 PM       
me too
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 12:27 AM       
My day consisted of walking three miles through woods to get to a bus stop, ride buses for an hour and a half, walk another two miles to my girlfriend's house, and spend most of the rest of the day watching Teen Titans with her. I have definitely found a keeper.
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 01:14 AM       
Side effect of losing 35 pounds and shaving your head: BEING FUCKING COLD ALL THE TIME
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 01:58 AM       
I'm a skinny little shit and I don't even own anything with long sleeves. Be a man.
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