it's good to be back

[GarishBitch]

hello fellow mockers, both old and new. i'm back and ready to roll on with the new message board format...and i'm looking forward to seeing who decides to take their first jab at me since my last post.

[KriptiK]

Welcome! Even though I just joined a few minutes ago.


Nice boards.

[James]

It is only fitting I be the first to say...

[FS]

Just when I was thinking "you know, the whole gang's here... BUT WHERE'S GARISHBITCH? "...

[GarishBitch]

now you don't have to waste your breath, because i'm back! and thank you jamesman for the lovely gesture.

[glowbelly]

great. the husband must not be fulfilling his duties again, huh? looking for another cosmo to rub you the right way while your main squeeze is out of commission?

try fartin mowley or whateva he calls himself. he's right up your alley.

[GarishBitch]

thanks for the tidbit glow, bot things back at the ranch are doing just fine. i've just decided to come back for the amuzing banter and sarcasm.

whatever happened to your move to the city of brotherly love, philadelphia?

[glowbelly]

september.

[GarishBitch]

i think you'll definitely like philadelphia. it's a great city with so much to do. and pointing and laughing at the squatters is always a hoot!

[glowbelly]

riiiiight. i, umm, i give those kind of people money. ::shrug::

[GarishBitch]

for some reason they get all pissed off and offended when you offer them money down on south street in philadelphia...those squaters are from rich families...they're trying to rebel against society, blah, blah, blah. hey, if having dreads and a funky flea-infested dog gets me a handout every now and then...i'm in!