Chimp has a webgame! :O

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by hix1122

GOD how the fuck are you supposed to make gold if you just get raped every 30 second? THERES NO WAY TO GET AHEAD!GODDAMNIT.

Go to your public library and give yourself one peasant on every computer.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

But NOT more than 15.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, not more than 15, or AChimp will come hurt you

[EisigerBiskuit]

Originally Posted by eggyolk

Bugbear 2x Leather Armor
Mace

aww, dude. Human equipment has weak names

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by AChimp

I will only help you cheat if you send mail me lots of girlfriends.

If I get around to playing this game I will definetly send mail you lots of girlfriends.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Achimp how come some that can do 2,000 damage can hit me when I can only do 50?

[AChimp]

I can't investigate problems if you don't give me specifics.

[AChimp]

It was an attack by freethable, right? How long ago was it?

He should not have been able to attack you (going by the current rankings... but if it was several hours ago, then he could have bought a lot of stuff and shot up), but then again, your stamina is down at 13%, so your army is essentially worthless right now.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Hmmm so stamina is a problem? I see.

Well, it was someone named Hippo, and by his message he sent me, he bought a wizzard.

[AChimp]

Okay, that makes sense... doesnt' seem like there's a problem then.

[Guitar Woman]

HA! You guys stalled long enough to let me buy a troop! DEFENSE! :o Look out eager, I'm comin' for ya!

[AChimp]

You can reset your accounts now if you got stuck as a zero-unit account.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, AChimp, when does your troops stamina get replenished?

[Schimid]

Mine got stuck as a zero-unit account, but...I dug meself out of that and attacked everyone around me.

I now have a fully-equipped army of four you pieces of crap.

[Schimid]

Oh, and join me and only pay 20% taxes. I'll lower it if at least three people join, so do it :o

[AChimp]

Stamina returns at 2% per turn.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I only charge 4 percent and I offer super peasants.

:/

[Schimid]

Five percent and an army of over six. Join me >:o

[EisigerBiskuit]

Free porn passwords when you join

[thebiggameover]

achimp, you should put up a FAQ on your site so i tell what the fuck this is about and if i want to play or not...

[AChimp]

Maybe I'll write one in a year when I have time.

[thebiggameover]

well, what is KoC? maybe i can look that up and at least see what is kind of going on...

[Anonymous]

I'm better than everyone here except metalmilitia and achimp, who are both huge nerds.

Lamby is my main account. You've probably had your asses kicked by me a few times in the past days.

[thebiggameover]

damn, google is better that i thought. is it a lot like this?

http://www.ephemeraleuphoria.com/kochelp.html

if so, i will join somebodys army if they want me...

[eggyolk]

damn you lamby!