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Old Apr 17th, 2007, 07:50 PM        Resident Evil: Extinction
Has anyone else seen the trailer? I saw it on hit show "Nothing But Trailers". I don't care that they generally are terrible, but I'm gay for the Resident Evil series. I was sorta disappointed that they didn't show zombies, but whatever.
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Old Apr 17th, 2007, 08:18 PM       
Games are awesome...Movies are terrible.
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 10:16 AM       
It looks like it's got the post-apocalyptic thing going, so that might be a saving grace. The first one was ok, but the last movie was terrible.
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 05:06 PM       
By the looks of the trailer, they're either completely abandoning the games or this is a sign of what the next Resident Evil game will be like. Does anybody know anything about RE5?
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 05:28 PM       
I really doubt that this is any indication as to what the the next game will be like, simply because it seems like the fan response to the movies has been pretty bad. Ya never know though.
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 07:37 PM       
i did not think any of the movies had anything to do with the games
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 08:05 PM       
They did, albeit loosely tied plotlines, but they still had shit from the games in 'em. This final movie, however, appears to completely abandon the storyline of the games as far as I know. Then again, I don't think anybody watches these flicks for the deep storyline.
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 08:27 PM       
You're definitely right about that. They're entertaining if you forget that they're supposed to be tied to the games, and you're watching with friends and drinking or something.

Also, there's gonna be some hot ladies in this movie :O
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 10:43 PM       
In the first one, Milla flashes her 'hoo-haa'. She makes sure to point it out in the commentary.

I enjoyed the first two films for being what they are - cheesy zombie/action films.
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Old Apr 19th, 2007, 02:27 AM       
Correction: cheesy zombie/action films with Milla.
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Old Apr 19th, 2007, 09:15 AM       
I really don't care what the plot is, as long as there isn't another "church" scene its could be good. It was confirmed that theres gonna be Hunters and other monsters in it, which is a good thing.
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Old Apr 19th, 2007, 10:05 AM       
How about cheesy zombie/action film with Milla meets Road Warrior post apocalyptic wasteland? I'm sold!
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Old Apr 19th, 2007, 10:38 AM       
I would even be down with a Monster Squad meets Omega Man situation.
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Old May 3rd, 2007, 12:55 AM       
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In the first one, Milla flashes her 'hoo-haa'. She makes sure to point it out in the commentary.

I enjoyed the first two films for being what they are - cheesy zombie/action films.
In the second one Mila showed them sweet raisins as well.
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Old May 3rd, 2007, 09:13 PM       
And thus, another selling point for the movie.
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Old May 3rd, 2007, 11:20 PM       
Two selling 'points'...HAR-DEE-HAR-HAR!!! HHHHAAAaaaaaaa....boobies........ahhhh..........ah a...............
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Old May 4th, 2007, 01:15 AM       
I think its a rumor but I heard RE5 is coming to the wii.

"RESIDENT WIIVILLE"

But yeah whats with all the friggin sand?

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Old May 5th, 2007, 09:27 PM       
Oh come on J, you can't honestly say you didn't enjoy any of the first two movies. They fulfilled their destiny of being cheesy, shock-scare, zombie flicks. And of course they are based on a video game so you can't take them the least bit seriously.
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Old May 5th, 2007, 09:50 PM       
I did indeed enjoy the first two films, though I can't recall much about the second. I love me some zombies though....
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Old May 6th, 2007, 10:48 AM       
the only thing i can remember about the second movie is a black man being distracted by some ZOMBIE TITTAYS and crashing a car (i think)
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Old May 8th, 2007, 10:36 AM       
i hope resident evil 5 comes out for the wii im getting four for wii and maybe umbrella chronicles if 5 comes out for wii i will sure get it. speaking about milla is it jovovich or jojovich
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Old May 8th, 2007, 03:27 PM       
The second one was worse because they had a black man who I'm pretty sure was a pimp. Not that that is a bad thing, but it was pretty predictable.
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Old May 11th, 2007, 12:53 AM       
I haven't seen the second one, but I was actually impressed by the first one.
Impressed, that is, in that it actually managed to be well....a movie. A cheesy movie, but one that was at least entertaining and didn't completely fall into the usual video-game movie trap of being completely unwatchable.

But then again, I'm just a whore for zombie movies as is.
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