Penis enlargers

[RaNkeri]

No really, how in fuckin' hell are those things supposed to work? And who would be so fuckin' stupid that would actually buy one?

[Emu]

Just becuase you can't figure out how to operate yours doesn't mean you can cover it up by asking who would buy one. Also, you have to move the pump up and down. Hope this helps!

[RaNkeri]

How just mere pumping would make it larger? Doesn't jackin' off do the same? :/

[Emu]

no

[RaNkeri]

Sounds pretty crap. I mean, can you prove that scientifically too?

[liquidstatik]

Can you ever shut up?

[Dixie]

The pump will burst blood vessels in your ding-a-ling. Girls don't like dicks with blood freckles.

[Terra]

No penis pump experts in Finland either? Dude, you need to move away before your sucked down the black hole and shat out someplace close by McMurdo Station.

Those lonely boys would LOVE to show you how to pump their peni.

[MetalMilitia]

I prefer natural penis enlargers known as women. But each to their own.

[Terra]

Well now that's just too easy.

[maggiekarp]

I heard penis pumps just pull and stretch your penis like taffy... so you end up with a string I also heard they used to have breast pumps that worked the same way. Big ol' saggy tits.

You can also get something cut in your penis to make some of what's inside you come out, but it doesn't stand as erect as it used to.

I don't know about vitamins, though

[Terra]

Well, shoving a vitamin up your dick could make it just as flacid!

[Johnny Couth]

The idea is that alot of your penis is inside your body, and the pump is supposed to pull that out more.

[Terra]

I thought blowjobs might cover that area.

[camacazio]

A pump pulls more blood into the area. I've read that it gives it a spongy feeling. It's not permanent. Pump too much and you'll burst blood vessels--that's a bruise.

[Terra]

This is disturbing.

The poster's on this thread know more about pumps than actual sex and blowjobs.

[maggiekarp]

penis goes in vagina

penis goes in mouth


I AM AN EXPERT!

[Misdemonar]

Penis goes into bu..wait.

[liquidstatik]

go ahead, you can say it. :o

[WhiteRat]

Rankeri, shouldn't this be in the What Are You Eating thread?

[RaNkeri]

I'm not like that

[GADZOOKS]

Rankerii why dont you trying building up your self-confidence to talk to women then building your dick size.

Or dudes, Im sorry for assuming you were straight.

[RaNkeri]

There's no need for me to increase my dick size

[Emu]

it's a lost cause

[Terra]

Originally Posted by RaNkeri

There's no need for me to increase my dick size

well not until you actually find it. stop siting down on the potty chair and stretch that mutherfucker like the big boys do.