CaptainBubba THANK GOD! Listen, I will admit any day of the week that I am a miserable failure when it comes to "getting with a lady" to use the vernacular (perhaps the most miserable of all failures), and that I am most definitely a boring idiot who's entirely unworthy of an average lady's attention (plus I think i'm getting a bit too soggy around the midsection for my own good but that's a whole other problem). However I figure it might be nice to try this whole "getting with a lady" ordeal at least once of my own volition without the whole forceful-angry-lady-raping-me thing before I attempt some suicide later on down the road and actually maybe PULL IT OFF FOR ONCE, so perhaps you can help me out here (haha not with suicide, with wooing the LADIES). Okay here's the deal, the only thing i've got going for me is that I own a house. Like seriously, it's mine and there's no mortgage payments forever, only an electric bill and lawn to mow. And it's a nice house too, not at all a trailer! Anyway here's my question: is there any way at all in your infinite knowledge that I can exploit this homeownership in order to "get with a lady," because i'm telling you at this point i've got absolutely nothing else going for me. NOTHING.