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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 09:33 AM       
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 03:57 PM       
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 07:33 PM       
I wish you didn't feel the moral obligation to reply everytime this thread is bumped.

FATSATAN'S PENIS 10 / 12 / 2003
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 08:08 PM       
At least i know kelly's sexual preference now... looking at whale porn...
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 10:24 PM       
They used to make golf bags out of whale penises.
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 10:27 PM       
Can I make a golf bag with your penis, Jean?
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
...still love my penis...
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 04:55 AM       
Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but that picture isn't exactly what you think it is.
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 09:48 AM       
You caught an innaccuracy about animals that I missed, and you have a Rowan Atkinson avatar?!
I think I'm in love.
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
Take it OUT of the penis thread.
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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 03:04 PM       
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A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. You wonder why the ocean is so salty . . . Don't swallow the water!
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 04:33 AM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 03:42 PM       
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Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but that picture isn't exactly what you think it is.
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 04:15 PM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
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GB, would it be ok if the guys didn't expose the penis, but just wore tight pants, or nug hugger shorts? Hell, I'd be willing to do that.
But I also a a nice looking wang. People say so all the time when I'm walking down the street, or at the grochery store, "Nice looking Wang you got there Danno!". All day long that's all I hear, I mean it's not long, it's a little longer then a Grade cup at starbucks is deep (don't ask), but it's a good looking wang.
I'd still wanna see.
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Old Oct 18th, 2003, 11:55 PM       
God, my penis rocks.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:45 AM       
prove it
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 03:36 AM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:14 AM       
SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY PENIS, ONE TIME WHEN I WAS GETTING A PHYSICAL IN HIGH SCHOOL THE NURES BASICALLY TOLD ME I HAD A LITTLE DICK, OR RATHER IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS LITTLE AND IT WOULD LOOK BIGGER IF I LOST SOME WEIGHT SO SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY TINY TINY WANG OR SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF THE SPORTSCAR I BOUGHT TO MAKE UP FOR IT INSTEAD

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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 08:00 AM       
willie: YES!

fs: PENIS. STAT.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 08:18 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 09:01 AM       
IT LIVES

I bought a matchbox sports car to come to terms with my grossly oversized penis.

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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 11:15 AM       
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I'll post mine here if someone mails me $20.
couldnt you label that as a form of prostituition? you sick bastard?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 11:39 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:40 PM       
I miss KellyGaos.
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