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Matt Harty · #**2126**

Leaving....

Big McLargehuge · #**2127**

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID

Matt Harty · #**2128**

No, she's leaving.

HickMan · #**2129**

Sam · #**2130**

TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN!

Matt Harty · #**2131**

leaving

Big McLargehuge · #**2132**

BiggieMclargeguy: THE PIMP THE BITCH AND THE MAGIC BEANS
BiggieMclargeguy: BILBO BULBOUS BILBO SOLO HOBBIT HERO
Switch Dingo: OMG
Switch Dingo: IS THAT THAT BAND STILL
BiggieMclargeguy: yeah
BiggieMclargeguy: WHAT HAS HE GOT IN HIS POCKETSESS? FAT HOBBIT COCKESES!!!
Switch Dingo: LOL
Switch Dingo: COKESIS
BiggieMclargeguy: FAT NASTY HOBBIT COCKSISES

Sam · #**2133**

I'm still not seeing upside down frowns.

Matt Harty · #**2134**

gone forever

Big McLargehuge · #**2135**

FOREVER

Sam · #**2136**

You guys are depressing.

Matt Harty · #**2137**

forever....

Big McLargehuge · #**2138**

I am going to go eat lunch with my friend

if i see her i will tell her to come back.

Sam · #**2139**

Matt Harty · #**2140**

so far...

ProfessorCool · #**2141**

Hey kids i like to obey all the rules, do you?

ScruU2wice · #**2142**

So theres this girl at work and i'm really getting more and more attracted to her, even though I really really don't want to. The other day she was taking customers at the register and i was doing some other random task. She gets a customer who accidently ripped a 50 lb. bag of fertilizer and wanted to get another one, so she asked me if i'd get another one for her. Almost automatically i found myself walkin down to the garden section to get the bag that i wasn't sure i woulda went to get if anybody else asked me to. It was really heavy but i tried not showing and i layed it in the cart acting like it was nothing. She thanked me and I went on my way eating myself up for being submissive to her seductive will.

Big McLargehuge · #**2143**

hey guys i went to eat and then my friend was all like "LETS GO TO ZIA" and then i bought In Absentia by Porcupine Tree.

Cap'n Crunch · #**2144**

BRRR WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOY

Big McLargehuge · #**2145**

When I Was Delivered, I Cleared My Nostrils And Spanked My Own Ass
Later That Day, I Invented A Silicone Based Protein That Cured The World
Hunger And Brought About World Peace
I Owed A Multi Billion Dollar Corporation By The Time I Was Six
And You Can Too

I Won The Nashville Chili Cook Off
Home On The Prairie, Mother Fucker
Big Trucks And Little Women, I Take 'Em Skinny Dipping
You Want The Life I'm Living, Who The Fuck You Kidding
I Circumcised Myself With My Bare Hands
Grizzly Adams, Mother Bitches

Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face, 'Cause I'm The Man

I Once Slapped A Guy So Hard His Mom Lit On Fire
And That Bitch Lives In Alaska
You Figure It Out
So You See, My Little Bitches
If You Buy One Minute And 48 Second Seminar
You Too Could Become The Champion Of The World
I'm Joking, You're A Loser

When I Take Off My Shirt Even Old Ladies Flock To Me
I'm Like Don Johnson, You Fucks
Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face 'Cause I'm The Man

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
I'm The Champ, You're The Peon