I apparently caused a company-wide incident the other day. I had a meeting with my boss about it and basically told her outright that I'm emotionally uneffected because I think being a salesman is a soul-crushing job and I'm only doing it to fund my art until I can sustain myself on that because being a salesman is depressing.
She spent a good hour trying to tell me how much I "accomplished" at the company in the last year, and promised me she'd make me belated birthday brownies tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure she has no idea how to reprimand employees. She knows a hell of a lot about baking though. I was about to quit but now I realize how cushy I have it.
Cynicism and nihilism are the only true personal philosophies so go buy some ice cream and watch My Little Pony because nothing else matters you faggots :brohoof