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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 08:05 PM        I'm going to make a movie
It going to be for a film class i got in high school.It going to be a Halloween film but not a kiddy one or a short film,it going to be like an hour long,and it a .Comedy/horrer.It going to be about This five kid going trick or treat
and have a killer killing all of the trick or treater that he see,I'm writeing it know so some of the thing are going to chance and i will add more news on it later
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 09:33 PM       
Your not gonna use any cool camera shots, but overuse them like in ''Knock Off''. If you seen like 20 min's of it, you know what I'm talking about.
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 07:21 PM       
You guys need to learn to proofread
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 05:36 AM       
Johnny, your movie will suck a lot of ass.

Because you are a brainless moron that can't write his way out of a wet paper bag, and because of this, you will never ever achieve anything significant in your pathetic life, ever.


Furthermore, you will die alone of asphyxiation from attempting autoerotic strangulation.
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 08:46 AM       
i would like to appear in this film as a bowl of candy corn...that vomits.
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 02:55 PM       
I agree with Spectre.

The dialogue in your movie will be entirely incoherent.

"heyguys whats they over their omgomg! its a mawnstercanyoubeleeve it oh shit i cant bleeve it no way lets kill it OK lets!! ok now were back home and safe lets watch tv ok lets watch it no momm said we couldnt its time for bed but the monster! i know the monster! we'll totally die tonight from the monster yeah it will be fun no wait i mean it will be the suck omg did you just here that? this movie sucks i'mdone....."
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 06:50 PM       
I'm geting advice from Bruce Campbell for the film
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 06:55 PM       
Bullshit. Bruce dont have time for you.

Besides are you gonna ask Bruce to be in it, and make him say "OMGLOL this it mie boobstick!"
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 07:01 PM       
Fuck you and he is not going to be in it
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 07:48 PM       
He not going to be in it because He is to big to be in my movie This is a not a real movie and this is my third film the first one I made was a mockumentary shortfilm about me making a how to play Guitar helping but i suck at Guitar, it sounds stupid but it funny.The second on was about fire and doing cool and crazy thing like how to brake a micerwave,Me and my friends bid 5 cheap micerwave and see what we can do to brake them like put cd in them and puting toy with gasoline on the toy and put foil on them and start the micerwave and run it very cool it like 20 minutes long and the new one i'm going to start making soon is not a shortfilm.
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
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I agree with Spectre.

The dialogue in your movie will be entirely incoherent.

"heyguys whats they over their omgomg! its a mawnstercanyoubeleeve it oh shit i cant bleeve it no way lets kill it OK lets!! ok now were back home and safe lets watch tv ok lets watch it no momm said we couldnt its time for bed but the monster! i know the monster! we'll totally die tonight from the monster yeah it will be fun no wait i mean it will be the suck omg did you just here that? this movie sucks i'mdone....."
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 04:27 AM       
Microwave ovens don't have brakes . That's a supid premise .
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 05:10 AM       
Johnyy, look me in the eye and tell me you don't get your stupid inspiration from watching Jackass or any of its knockoffs. Maybe you should make a movie about farts or hitting your friends with dead fish.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 10:20 AM       
I am convinced his movie will be FANFUCKINGTASTIC
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