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Pentegarn · #26

:yawn

No, an opinion would have been expressing your personal view on a movie, loke, "I liked movie x" what you expressed was a pointless insult doubtlessly done to make you feel better about yourself at my expense. There was no reason for it. It wasn't funny, it wasn't inspired, it wasn't original. You just sound like every other slap on some movie board.

MLE · #27

No, it was my opinion on your opinion. Still an opinion. I didn't think anyone would even really see it, and if they did, surely they wouldn't get offended, since it's just an opinion.

I am DEEPLY sorry I offended you. I certainly didn't mean to MOCK you in any way, shape or form. I'll make sure I try to live up to your lofty standards in the future.

Mockery · #28

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn

That and it's my damn bottom 5, not anyone else's

Indeed it is, and you're entitled to it, but you've yet to explain why you didn't like Step Brothers... which was my initial question. What about it was so lackluster to you?

Pentegarn · #29

Just found it juvenile and moronic. To me it was just the straw that broke the camels back in a streak of bad Will Farrell movies. I expect Anchorman from him and when I saw Stepbrothers I was disappointed one time too many by his movies. Though I did find the bluray feature where you could make your own Boats and Hos video worth a chuckle, but that is hardly here or there

Babs · #30

Ax'em is the worse movie you could ever put yourself in the position of watching. The acting, it doesn't exist. Dialogue, unintelligible and irrational. The move it self... leaves you speechless and disappointed, realizing that the decline of humanity started as soon as they started to roll the cameras. It's like they didn't even care about what kind of abomination they were creating, to top it off they didn't even bother to edit the movie afterwards. Like they realized right after making the movie it was a complete mistake. It's the self defining epitome of crass.

Just listen, you can actually hear them saying "cut!".

Look at the fucking asshole in the background caring around the editing board. It's truly getting pathetic right now.

Do I even need to say anything...

It's so hard to accept that this movie actually exists. The incompetency behind this pile of shit is so befuddling that it actually makes you feel less human. Every time I throw up, I think of this movie.

dextire · #31

Looks like Dr. Boogie agrees with you: http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ax-em/
"You so fine, I could kiss your daddy’s ass."

spookware · #32

OK Just some from this year and a couple I though about.

1. Babel, horrendous simple as that.
2. Repo men, WTF was that ending?
3. Tekken, Gave up 1/4 way through.
4. australia , very bad, very bad.
5. The last Batman movie, the last Ironman Movie, both a waste of time.

darkvare · #33

i loved the ending to repo men

Shadowdancer21b · #34

Axe'em is truly horrid!

kahljorn · #35

inland empire

only one i can think of right now

Fathom Zero · #36

oh god Inland Empire. I tried to write a paper on that in my film class and failed miserably. I cut my losses and wrote about the Seventh Seal instead.

Grislygus · #37

5 worst movies I've ever been forced to see, huh. No value in mocking them? hard to think of them.

-Sidehackers
-That one movie where the black guy murders people with his mutated penis. It was the single most mind-numbingly BORING movie I've ever seen. SOMEHOW.
-Blind Fury. Poor Rutger Hauer

-Cry of the Banshee
-Dungeons and Dragons: The Movie

Shadowdancer21b · #38

Blind Fury was fun, I thought. The killer penis movie you're thinking of is Soul Vengeance, and it really is just dull and stupid.

Grislygus · #39

I can't believe that anyone else had actually seen that

kahljorn · #40

someone told me inland empire was written without a script like that was supposed to help its case. but when you realize they just stand around staring at shit you realize being scriptless is meaningless.

Grislygus · #41

yeah, I never talk about David Lynch, because I hate being the self-satisfied armchair critic who says he's overrated, but seriously. Did you ever see the LYNCH documentary? There's absolutely no greater depth to ANYTHING he says or writes at this point, but it seems like there is and people want to be the ones who "get it". He's just fucking rambling on about vague, half-baked concepts, and his fans fill everything in FOR HIM.